Ok But Rio Kissing With Her Eyes Opened While Agatha Kisses With Them Shut Says A Lot About The Dynamic

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[ID: an AO3 author’s note that says “this was supposed to be a drabble but you know? sometimes you just gotta write ten thousand words of gay and i wont apologize for it.” end ID]

me, everytime The Master and The Doctor together on the screen

the way Rio CHOSE not to show her skull face so that she didn’t scare Nicky and told him to kiss his mom and held his hand ??!!! i’m in tears

Chuuya's training regiment:

Chuuya: Okay, let's start off with some basic stretches. Get yourselves ready.

Chuuya: Casual running first, get yourselves accustomed to a pace that suits you

Chuuya: We're gonna do something a little harder this time, but I believe in you guys. You guys were born to be mafiosos. You can handle this

Chuuya: That's a wrap! Good work everybody, you've all achieved something today, congratulate yourselves. Drinks on me!

Dazai's training regiment:

Dazai: So, I read up on all your backgrounds. Most of you joined because of poverty! Capitalism, am I right?

Dazai: You think that's enough of a motivator here though? HA!

Dazai: The fuck are stretches? Get your fucking asses into the training simulator, let's see y'all get past a rain of bullets

Dazai: What was that? You thought newbies started off with easy jobs? You thought you wouldn't get killed on your first day? *Pulls out a gun and shoots the closest grunt* Oh look at that. You died from a bullet. Maybe if y'all got in the FUCKING SIMULATOR already, you'd learn how to DODGE them

Dazai: GET IN YOU LITTLE SHITS. EXTRA GUNFIRE FOR THAT LIP EARLIER

I think a monstrosity I created needs to be shared with the world...

It started when I was having a discussion with a friend of mine about Stormbringer...I found this post by @saaraofthesand :

Which led to the following discussion:

And thus finally resulted in this;

yeah.

SILLY LITTLE GUY MEOWS MORALES

RIP Lorna Wu, the only person who actually understood the purpose of the Witches' Road song. Nicky Scratch would have loved you.

the way agatha immediately knew it would be rio who would be summonded as the green witch the second jen said "may she be pleasant looking" sister knew there would be only one option: her own wife.