Concept Of C!tubbo Sort Of Animorphing Into A Ram During The Schlatt Administration And Being VIOLENTLY

Bean just want's to see Sal's... special face.

How’bout New Year’s art with Sally in a dress?

College teacher Lan Qiren who is always complaining about this loud, annoying and disruptive student in his class who is always half asleep on his desk and submits his assignments four seconds before the deadline.

His nephew Lan Wanji, who is in the same class, who can't believe how attracted he is to this hot mess of a man that seems to be physically incapable of not questioning every single subject they learn and makes such good points about them every time. How is it possible for a person seemingly can't dress, feed OR control himself in public be so smart? It would be less annoying if this dude at least took notes or had books, but no, he seems to be doodling on actual craft paper every time he peeks at him. Lan Wanji wants him carnally. And maybe romantically as well. He looks like a good cuddler, you know? Not that LWJ knows much about hugs and all that.

Meanwhile, there is college student, part time worker and full time single parent Wei Wuxian that is constantly running on two hours of sleep, who is working himself to the bone on his engineering degree along with Wen Qing (med student) to provide for Wen Yuan, chronically ill Wen Ning, ancient Granny and half a dozen old aunties and uncles that would (and should) have retired decades ago if they could afford it.

Now imagine the Lans' car breaking down in some speedy neighborhood after dining out, and who comes to the rescue? Just-got-out-of-work WWX, who would try his hand at the engine if they weren't shaking like crazy but assures them that his uncle four will get it going in a sec, want to follow him home so they are not in the street alone?

And so the Lans get to see this twenty years old exhausted young man get home, get immediately jumped by his toddler, and going to help with dinner while simultaneously checking over A-Yuan's homework, answering Grannie's questions about his day and helping WN with mobility exercises.

Lan Qiren becomes more forgiving. Lan Wanji falls in love and has to reconsider his own prejudices before approaching Wwx and asking him out on a study date that quickly becomes an engagement. Lan Xichen becomes besties with Granny and is there every Sunday. He and Wen Qing may fall in love. A-Yuan gets a whole new set of family members.

The car? It was actually fine. It just ran out of battery.

i don’t know english language soooo… 

they are empty 

Phrase of the day #3

“Stop pulling my leg”

To make OR trick someone believe a lie as a joke

Movies and Series #1

The Last Holiday 2006

Comedy/Romance

Rate : 8/10 “The movie is great to watch, the story itself is enjoyable and interesting. I don’t want to be biased but queen latifah is a good actress too and her movies are too good”

Non-Cultivator Wei Wuxian

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and his wanting grows teeth by yukla (T, 25k, wangxian, AU in canon setting, lwj is a traveling cultivator, wwx is the adopted son of a village chief, Angst with a Happy Ending, Pining, the smallest bit of mystery, typical jiang family dynamics, warmth and belonging and the conflict between duty and desires, light elements of horror)

The Blacksmith of Yiling by Aki_no_hikari (G, 18k, wangxian, canon divergence, WWX not found by JFM, found family, minor character death, beginning of wangxian)

Inkstone by PorcelainBlue (T, 7k, WangXian, Non-Yunmeng WWX, Artist WWX)

Moonlight as My Guide by BromeliadDreams (M, 32k, WangXian, Case Fic, Body Horror, Modern with Magic, Academia, (book) canon-typical desecration of the dead, background/implied xiyao, grey-ace wwx, Talisman expert and Post-Doc WWX)

This Tornado Loves You by FeelsForBreakfast (M, 8k, WangXian, Modern AU, YL WWX, LWJ’s Yiling Laozu kink, Horror, modern cultivation au, Pizza Hut, Humor, Mistaken Identity, Modern with Magic, [Podfic] This Tornado Loves You by Rionaa)

Secrets of Yunmeng’s Lotus Lakes by Cy_an_Blue (G, 73k, WangXian, One-Sided SuXian, Omega WWX, Mermaid WWX, Cultivator LWJ, teenage WWX, teenage LWJ, No War AU, Non-Traditional A/B/O Dynamics Falling In Love, Getting Together, Interspecies Romance, Interspecies Relationship(s), Interspecies Awkwardness, Injury Recovery, accidental injury, Accidental Stabbing, Cultivation Accidents, Near Death Experiences, waterborne abyss, Kidnapping, Non-Explicit Torture, Mentions of major injury, Fluff, Attempted Sexual Assault, Courtship, Courting Rituals)

❤️Seen and not heard by eatmyass (E, 51k, WangXian, Case Fic, No Sunshot Campaign, AU in canon setting, Kid Fic, dadxian, Strangers to Lovers, Found Family, POV LWJ, Pining, Sharing a Bed, Fake/Pretend Relationship, First Time, Falling in love in metaphors)

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Non-Cultivator Lan Wangji

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The Missing Second Jade by wayward_wing (M, 21k, WangXian, Fluff and Smut, Falling In Love, Getting Together, A/B/O Dynamics, Omega LWJ, Alpha WWX, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, Madam Lán Lives, Non-Cultivator LWJ, YL WWX, Protective WWX, BAMF WWX, BAMF LWJ, OOC LWJ, cause he wasn’t raised in the Lan Sect, Dirty Talk, Anal Fingering, Mpreg, Happy Ending, Dom/sub Undertones, WangXian Have a Breeding Kink, Jealous LWJ)

By folly or fickle fate by Vrishchika (M, 10k, WIP, WangXian, Single Parent LWJ, Modern Cultivation, Cultivator WWX, Non-Cultivator LWJ, Cultivation Sect Politics, BAMF WWX, Donghua Influences, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Characters Mentally Swooning over Beauty and Competence, soft Wangxian)

How We Love by wayward_wing (M, 8k, WangXian, Concubine LWJ, Cultivator WWX, Younger LWJ, Older WWX, Bottom LWJ, Top WWX, Omega LWJ, Alpha WWX, Mpreg, First Meetings, Getting Together, Falling In Love, Fluff and Angst Happy Ending, Lan Wangji w/ others, Its for his job, Smut, mention of pregnancy termination, non-con elements, READ NOTES, Sexual Content)

My Boy Builds Coffins by enbysaurus_rex (Not Rated, 48k, WangXian, Coffin Maker AU, YL WWX, Location: Yílíng, LWJ builds coffins, Autistic LWJ, falling in love over a coffin, Hurt WWX, Mutual Pining, LWJ Has Feelings, Deathscapes, Death as a bittersweet community thing, accidental ecofiction, Farmer LWJ)

GAMMA MAX AU