Today Is For Being EVIL And AROMANTIC !!!!!

Tommy got the Tubbo impersonation spot on 

Non-Cultivator Wei Wuxian

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and his wanting grows teeth by yukla (T, 25k, wangxian, AU in canon setting, lwj is a traveling cultivator, wwx is the adopted son of a village chief, Angst with a Happy Ending, Pining, the smallest bit of mystery, typical jiang family dynamics, warmth and belonging and the conflict between duty and desires, light elements of horror)

The Blacksmith of Yiling by Aki_no_hikari (G, 18k, wangxian, canon divergence, WWX not found by JFM, found family, minor character death, beginning of wangxian)

Inkstone by PorcelainBlue (T, 7k, WangXian, Non-Yunmeng WWX, Artist WWX)

Moonlight as My Guide by BromeliadDreams (M, 32k, WangXian, Case Fic, Body Horror, Modern with Magic, Academia, (book) canon-typical desecration of the dead, background/implied xiyao, grey-ace wwx, Talisman expert and Post-Doc WWX)

This Tornado Loves You by FeelsForBreakfast (M, 8k, WangXian, Modern AU, YL WWX, LWJ’s Yiling Laozu kink, Horror, modern cultivation au, Pizza Hut, Humor, Mistaken Identity, Modern with Magic, [Podfic] This Tornado Loves You by Rionaa)

Secrets of Yunmeng’s Lotus Lakes by Cy_an_Blue (G, 73k, WangXian, One-Sided SuXian, Omega WWX, Mermaid WWX, Cultivator LWJ, teenage WWX, teenage LWJ, No War AU, Non-Traditional A/B/O Dynamics Falling In Love, Getting Together, Interspecies Romance, Interspecies Relationship(s), Interspecies Awkwardness, Injury Recovery, accidental injury, Accidental Stabbing, Cultivation Accidents, Near Death Experiences, waterborne abyss, Kidnapping, Non-Explicit Torture, Mentions of major injury, Fluff, Attempted Sexual Assault, Courtship, Courting Rituals)

❤️Seen and not heard by eatmyass (E, 51k, WangXian, Case Fic, No Sunshot Campaign, AU in canon setting, Kid Fic, dadxian, Strangers to Lovers, Found Family, POV LWJ, Pining, Sharing a Bed, Fake/Pretend Relationship, First Time, Falling in love in metaphors)

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Non-Cultivator Lan Wangji

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The Missing Second Jade by wayward_wing (M, 21k, WangXian, Fluff and Smut, Falling In Love, Getting Together, A/B/O Dynamics, Omega LWJ, Alpha WWX, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, Madam Lán Lives, Non-Cultivator LWJ, YL WWX, Protective WWX, BAMF WWX, BAMF LWJ, OOC LWJ, cause he wasn’t raised in the Lan Sect, Dirty Talk, Anal Fingering, Mpreg, Happy Ending, Dom/sub Undertones, WangXian Have a Breeding Kink, Jealous LWJ)

By folly or fickle fate by Vrishchika (M, 10k, WIP, WangXian, Single Parent LWJ, Modern Cultivation, Cultivator WWX, Non-Cultivator LWJ, Cultivation Sect Politics, BAMF WWX, Donghua Influences, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Characters Mentally Swooning over Beauty and Competence, soft Wangxian)

How We Love by wayward_wing (M, 8k, WangXian, Concubine LWJ, Cultivator WWX, Younger LWJ, Older WWX, Bottom LWJ, Top WWX, Omega LWJ, Alpha WWX, Mpreg, First Meetings, Getting Together, Falling In Love, Fluff and Angst Happy Ending, Lan Wangji w/ others, Its for his job, Smut, mention of pregnancy termination, non-con elements, READ NOTES, Sexual Content)

My Boy Builds Coffins by enbysaurus_rex (Not Rated, 48k, WangXian, Coffin Maker AU, YL WWX, Location: Yílíng, LWJ builds coffins, Autistic LWJ, falling in love over a coffin, Hurt WWX, Mutual Pining, LWJ Has Feelings, Deathscapes, Death as a bittersweet community thing, accidental ecofiction, Farmer LWJ)

So...

...how's the meal?

(No, but seriously, how'd you guys like Chapter 4 of Vagabonds? Reply with your favorite lines/parts!)

I kinda sorry or not whatever

Salarvis nation go go go

Cycling au with wangxian.

Wei Wuxian ! Pro cyclist turned bike courier turned pro cyclist again??? Or is it a fluke??

WQ convinces wwx to enter into a road race in Gusu, where lwj is also competing and has been the race leader for the past 3 years. Wwx shocks everyone by hiding in the pack and at the last minute, breaks away and beats lwj to the finish line of the mountain checkpoint by using short intervals of an odd sprint climbing technique lwj hasnt seen before. He ends up winning and earns the title King of the Mountains, unseating lwj from the title and royally pissing him off in the process.

The long sloping mountains of Gusu are Lwj’s home, and he has trained there every day for the past 10 years. Climbing is his specialty, he’s honed his technique, perfected it. He gets to the top faster than anyone else. Until now.

Lwj is looking forward to returning the favor at the next race, but wwx never shows. Months later, lwj happens to be in Yiling training for his next race and in a chance encounter, crosses paths again with wwx while he’s on delivery. Yiling has very steep, short hills all throughout the city, which is why lwj is there to take advantage of them. Now lwj can see where wwx learned his sprint-climb technique, if this is the terrain he bikes all day long.

Wwx is delighted to see the handsome cyclist he almost lost to, but doesnt have time to stand around and chat— he has deliveries to complete!! He lets lwj come along with him, if he can keep up of course ;) it’s gruelling lwj has to admit, but he does keep up and atthe end of the day, he challenges wwx to enter another road race.

I was today years old

when I found out that …

Triangle basically means “three angles” :)

Phrase of the day #1

“This is my Roman Empire”

basically saying it ‘I think about it everyday/constantly’

also the same meaning as ‘lives rent free in my head’

Buncha Sally Face art from Amino!

and many more to come >:D

so nice of osmp!phil to complete the trilogy