The Last One Afhjdhn.

Actually and let’s talk about Gary and Marshall Lee, because the way Marshall had not even know Gary that long and was ready to give it up to ask his mother for a favor and be treated awfully just for the Chance Gary might be able to gain traction with his bakery. Then Gary being just as willing to throw it all away because he doesn’t need validation from people Like That. While at the same time in another universe Marcy and PB are fighting to death because they hate each other but also what other option do they have but to die together because who is one without the other. i have to go sit down.

Idk, Murata looks like that nerd Wojak that NeoPunkFM uses to represent the emo nerd alternative music listener. It's funny and scary at the same time, maybe it's because he looks like an autistic male manipulator.

"Being a Murata fan is like being a fan of NeoPunkFM thumbnails roasting the avarage alternative music listener"

The Lorax 2012 movie looks like an hallucination

When i watch this movie i have the impression that i'm using drugs.

The scenes in that movie they look like they are from dreams, the character also are from dreams, i already dreamed with Ted and sometimes he comes back, sometimes a man who looks like The Onceler also appears.

this sucks so bad im gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) divide my personality into different characters and solve personal dilemmas by having debate-style discussions with them

It's good

The Lorax Musical Rewrite: Act 1, Scene 1

Look, just assume that for this first scene, everyone is singing unless indicated otherwise. Also, listen to “Thneedville (Demo)” before reading, so you can know what they are actually singing. Btw, I didn’t write the song, I just planned out the stage directions and other details not related to lyrics.

Act 1, Scene 1:

Setting: Thneedville

(Lights slowly go up on an empty stage as the beginning of “Thneedville (Demo)” starts playing. On stage are the buildings and streets of Thneedville, or at least the basics. All the buildings are broken and crumbled, and everything is a slightly bleak color)

Ensemble

In Thneedville

It’s a brand new day

(As the ensemble begins to sing, they gradually enter the stage, acting out daily life. All are dressed in far too many clothes, and some are holding shopping bags filled to the brim with random objects)

Ensemble

Can’t see the sun

But we like it that way

(Ensemble pauses what they are doing before turning their heads towards the audience)

Ensemble

Here in Get-More-Than-We-Need-Ville

(All go back to what they were doing)

Ensemble

In Thneedville

Where the buildings are broke

(Where the buildings are broke)

And the streetlights drop

And the chemicals flow

Little Girl

(Standing front center stage) I just went swimming, and now I glow! (Runs offstage)

Ensemble

(All put their hands on over their hearts and face towards audience) Just one place has stayed the same

The hill that bares our founder’s name

A tradition we maintain

Random Man

Soon to become a pizza chain!

Ensemble

Pizza chain!

Pizza chain!

(Everyone goes back to what they were doing before Mr. O’Hare enters from upstage right and walks grandly over to upstage center, followed by a bodyguard. All turn to Mr. O’Hare)

Ensemble

(Cheerfully) Oh look it’s Aloysius O’Hare (Aloysius O’Hare)

The man who

Bottle up fresh air

And became a zillionaire!

(All lights on stage go off except for a spotlight on O’Hare, who has walked to center stage)

O’Hare

(To audience, as though telling a secret) Everyone round here works for me

I sell them something they should get for free

We’ll live in perfect harmony!

(All stage lights come back up and all surround O’Hare)

Ensemble

In Thneedville!

In Thneedville!

Hip hooray! Hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!

(All stage lights begin to go dark with the cast exiting the stage as a spotlight lands far downstage left, and Ted comes onstage to stand under the spotlight. Ted addresses audience for the rest of the song)

Ted

All I ever wanted is a whose-it

I would never flaunt it

Oh how I’d use it

Everybody has one

Like Jared and Julie and Jim

And even Ronald Shnook has one

And nobody’s lamer than him

(Lovingly) And I would play with it all day (Play with all day)

And never ever lose it (Never lose it)

Cause all I’ve ever wanted is a whose-it

(Hesitates) Except-

(Runs to downstage center, spotlight following him)

For the time that I wanted a scooter

A cell phone, a trombone, a laptop computer

A sports car, an SUV, robot that looks like me

A broadsword, a surfboard, a gas powered sled

Little pet monkey that danced on my head!

But this!

This is totally different!

Cause all I’ve ever wanted in my life

Is the stuff that I

Don’t have

(Stage lights come back up as the ensemble re enters stage and dance their instructed choreography. Ted doesn’t join them, instead staying in place as he looks straight at the audience or slightly upwards, depending on director’s instructions)

Ensemble

In Thneedville, it’s a brand new day!

Ted

All I ever wanted is the stuff that I don’t have!

Ensemble

Can’t see the sun

But we like it that way!

Here in Get-More-Than-We-Need-Ville!

Ted

Want it terribly!

Ensemble

In Thneedville!

Ted

Want it horribly!

Ensemble

You’re never alone

Ted

All I ever wanted is the stuff that I don’t have!

Ensemble

Because you always

Got the stuff that you own

Ted

Where is the stuff that I

Haven’t had?

Ensemble

Here in Spend-Until-You-Bleed-Ville!

Growing-Like-A-Weed-Ville!

Please-Don’t-Mention-Greed-Ville!

We’re happy here in

Thneedville!

Ikr! I agree

“I don’t mind YuurixWolfram. But I really crave MurataxWolfram and I wish there was more of that fic out there to read. Murata and Wolfram would have a great relationship.* (*Once Wolf got over Yuuri).”

The fact that Cecil doesnt have a physical appearance means that technically his appearance could be reigen....he could be sans........he could be every tumblr sexyman imaginable............

He will resurge one day