Sword And Crusade By 老 银

psychic: *reads my mind*

me: i wouldn't have got the lettuce if i knew it wouldn't fit. wouldn't have got the cheese if i knew it wouldn't fit. wouldn't have got the peppers if i knew they wouldn't fit. i wouldn't have got like half of it-

psychic: what the fuck

*kill bill sirens*

i think abt this all the time tbh

girl help 😭

ft. @sleepyeule’s and @satanicduckko’s Suns

The true enemies to lovers

I haven’t seen anyone talk about it but I thought it was clever that Mark’s billboards are parodying MatPat’s and PewDiePie’s!

by carterr.draws

The human instinct to defend loved ones against harm, including against inanimate objects that the loved one ran into. Beating the tf out of a traffic cone rn

mr serotonin man go brr