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WHY NAOALICE IS CANON

hi guys welcoeme to my little theorie of why Naoalice ( short version of refering romantic relationship between Nao Egokoro from your turn to die (aka kimi ga shine) and Alice Yabusame from your turn to die (aka kimi ga shine) is actually canon.

1) They have so much in common.

If you take a closer look at both Alice and Nao, you'll notice they have so much in common.

They have 2 eyes

They have pink eyes

They're not naked

They're wearing clothes

They're not bald

They have hair

Both of them have 2 arms

Both of them have hands

Both of them have 10 fingers in total (5 of them in their right, another 5 of them in their left.)

They're wearing collars.

They have skin.

They have pink hair.

Not to mention, they also know how to speak and walk.

2) Canon lines

During the game, we see some interesting and romantic lines between Nao and Alice.

If you didn't see those lines they're from Mishima lives route. Don't call yourself a yttd fan if you don't know how to unlock Mishima lives route.

3) Nankidai literally said it's canon

Sooo yeaaaahhhhh Naoalice is canon go cry and piss yourselves about it Naoreko shippers

a little mimi

i’m not even a gigantic mitski fan but ppl treat her so terribly literally just saw a video of her performing and she’s in the ground during a quiet part of the song like doing performance art and the dumb ass crowd (or atleast a good chunk of the people there) are saying shit like “not mitski dying🤪” “mitski GET up this ISNT YOU!” “mommy wake up 🥺” over and over and it’s just so. disgusting and weird like i hate that she got turned into a “meme” celebrity especially bc of her newest album being about how she hates feeling burnt out by the media / her fans / being turned into some kind of character rather than a regular person im not even touching the cell phone incident thing bc that’s a whole convo of its own but i feel like a lot of you just don’t know how to interact with others and also have trouble with immediately getting parasocial with every public figure u see

why did shin turn into a random man i dont get it

shin: i don’t dance for no man

midori: don’t be shy girl go bonanza

shin:

uglie monkies

they would be best friends change my mind

notice how all hiyoko haters are ugly 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤪🤪🤪😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪