any prns. trying to learn how to art. maybe ill post it someday 🫡. also i write sometimes.
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got inspired by @homosexual-having-tea ‘s post about the memes people would make while trying to rescue Watney in the Martian and whipped these up in about five minutes. bon appetite or whatever
Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?
I’ve seen some more idiotic readers go “Mark and Grace are just the same people.”
if they’re the same people, explain this:
Mark Watney: *at any minor inconvenience * FUCKING FU— Ryland Grace: *world-ending, life-threatening news* holy moly
CRYING AT 'im gonna dig up plutonium!" MARK HAD NASA SHITTING THEMSELVES BAHAHAHA
ryland grace: un-suiciding a suicide mission
mark watney: suiciding a non-suicide mission
Why didn't anyone tell me that Andy Weir wrote a new chapter for The Martian???
From Andy Weir's Facebook page (11 Feb. 2024):
It was ten years ago today that The Martian hit shelves. I owe everything that happened since then to you, my readers. I can't thank you enough. So, for the hell of it, I wrote some additional content for The Martian.
For your reading pleasure: The Martian: Lost Sols.
https://galactanet.com/lostsols.pdf
It's so over (got stranded on Mars) we're so back (I can grow food here) it's so over (we left a guy on Mars) we're so back (we've established communication) it's so over (the airlock exploded and the crops froze) we're so back (we've cut down the launch window for a resupply) it's so over (the probe exploded) we're so back (the space program in China has been working on their own probe that can launch in the correct window to get him supplies) it's so over (we didn't tell the hermes crew about a separate possible mission) we're so back (the hermes crew committed mutiny and are now on the way to save Watney) it's so over (we have to remove the front of his spacecraft to get him into space) we're so back (we can cover the hole with a tarp) it's so over (the tarp ripped off during launch and the distance between the hermes and the mav is too wide) we're so back (we can use remaining thruster fuel to course correct) it's so over (if we do this we'll be going too fast) we're so back (we can build a bomb and blow up part of the station to slow us down) it's so over (there's still too much distance between the Hermes and Watney) we're so back (he poked a hole in his suit and flew to us like iron man)
i love reddit so fucking much
When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
@gay-pirate-anime
tagged on main by @lilkikibat to post 4 recent non selfie pics! These are all from my recent euro trip 🇵🇹 🇪🇸
bonus: enjoying the porto sun w/ my OP pants ✨️
tagging the first moots I see in my activity but feel free to participate and tag me :)
@okama-kaizoku @transgaycrocodile @ratsofthewallsmywallsyourwalls @aquanology @spacemothwithasword @ompamaster170 @rakruined
dr stone / intramuros visit!
oh my lord. i cant even express how much i love this. its so beautiful and the art is STUNNING and this is so canon to me i fear
im having heart palpitations no joke
(platonic or romantic!) here's a scrappy comic for my opla boys
DANGER! DANGER! Who let Maomao and Senku experiment together?!
Наконец-то тархун 🧪
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS ART STYLE sososo pretty it looks like 3am blankets AUGGGGGHHHH
brothers on my mind forever and ever like a curse
I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi
fucking love cargo pants. are they ugly? yes. do i care? no. they have pocketssssss and i fucking love pockets. like fuck yeah pockets
Day 12: he lost his scarf :( it was cute too :(
YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
one of my favorite parts of apothecary diaries is how every one of gyokuyou's ladies in waiting immediately goes, "this is our maomao. we found her in a back alley, that's why she's so scraggly and weird. isn't she gross? what an angel. we would kill and die for her. she's such a little freak. insult her and we'll eat your family :)".not kidding it's actually almost instantanous.
I love how immediately Gaoshun has to tell Maomao to stop treating Jinshi like a bug because he's being an absolute freak about it. He's like hey, I know we only met a week ago, but you've already given my insane boss a sexual complex and for all of our sakes you should probably try to avoid activating it
Rewatching Apothecary Diaries and remembering how much I love these dorks
maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10