“Charles, It’s Alright.”

an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you

domestic bliss

Anti’s Time

(people seemed to like this so here’s a typed version so it’s easier to read)

Bye bye, Brody Cya, Chase Get that hat out of my face Your time is o̷̷v̴̷́è̛̕͡r̡̨̢͝ Your k̨͘͟i̴̕͟d҉͝s̷͘ are d̶̶̴͜͡ę̢͘͢͞ą̸͟͡d͜͞ And I’m officially i̸̢̢ņ̵̀͞s͠í̸d̶̛è̛͠͏ ̸́͠y̷͟o̧͘u̷̶͟҉́r̛̛͝͝ ̷͏̀͘͢h͏́ȩ̡̧͢a̴͏d̵͜͏

H̵͟ù̧͜r͢͏͜͡ţ̵̢ the hero Jackieboy Man Can’t run as fast as the others can Some escaped But you remain Now you’re t̶̴r͞҉̴͘á̵̕͟͞p̸̴p̢͢͡ę̴̛͞d̵̷́͞ in my d҉͘ǫ́͠͝҉m̶̀ą̵̵͟í̛́͜n̸҉

Merciless with Marvin Tricks of t̸̶͘͟ȩ̵̵͘͟ŕ̵͝r͏͞o̢r͘͠ I am back and ş̶̕͠t̡̕҉҉r̸͜͡͝͏o҉̸̡n̸g̷̨ę̴͞ŕ̵̢̕ than ever Your magic can’t help Your power is w̨̨e̸̡̛͢a̵͘͠k̡͢ Now join the others in e̷̴̡͢͞t̷҉͏̶́ę̸́͟͜r̨̀͘͠n̢̧͞a̷̧̕̕l̨̢͜͡͞ ̢͜s̨͜҉l͢͞͞͡é̵̶̶e҉̨̛p̧

So long, Schneeple Thanks for a̢͠s̀͟͡ś̡҉̵͡ì̡͝s͢͠t̸̷į͜͝ǹ̸̀͘g̨̛̀͡͝ The fans have no clue what they’re missing They think you’re c҉͘o̸̸̶͘r͢͞r͞͡ú̵̸͘͘p̡͘͜͝͡t̵̶̨͜e҉̵d͜͞ Think you’re ill But you’re helping me of your o̸͠w̴͟͏n̴̨ ̷̵̧̢̕f̶̢̡r҉̵̨͠͞e̷̴͠e̡ ̸̷̢͘w̵͜i̷͏͘͜l̴̡̢̕͝ļ̛͜

S̴e͝ize̵ ́the ̸c͡han͝ne̕l Take̸ ͏c̶ontrol ͠F̡i̧na̢ll͜y, ̷I’ll ̛r̀ea̸ch͠ m̴y goál ͞Ẃith҉ ̸my̨ ̧bran͟d͡ ͢n҉ȩw͡ ͞p̕up͏pe͏t͜s̀ Y̵ou can͟ s̢ay̸ ͠g̢ood̢b̧yè ́To̡ yóu̴r p͞rec̴įòu̶s,̴ w͡e͏ak̛

J̸̺̺̃ͪ͐a̡̻͔ͨ̇ͮ̏̌c̵̗̲̐̎̈́͌ͬ̽̄k̠̻̯̱̳ͩ̈́͗͆̐̓̀̚s͋̅̅̾̓̋҉̰̼e̫͈̤͌ͮ͐͒p̥̣̳̣̣̱̣ͣ̾̀ṫ̴̟͔̮̺̳̘̌̒̔̄̈i̡͕̰̥̙̹̘̹̎̆ͦ́̚c̏͌ͨ̕e̮̮͎͖̠͉̗͊̎̽ͮͩy̦̝̓̓̐̉̎ͬͭẹ̩̥̣

@therealjacksepticeye

An old ass hand process guide that I made that I never posted here. But meh, my hand process is still kind or the same steps. If you’ve ever got a guide or tutorial request thing, feel free to shoot at me, but I might not be able to get to it right away.

POV: Wolfwood on a regular basis

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DARKIPLIER vs ANTISEPTICEYE - BLOOPERS

so tonight im working super late at an adults-only event at the zoo where it’s basically endless beer and wine tasting and then wandering around the zoo at night. Keepers mainly sit around then we just take turns going up for a circuit through our areas and let me tell you as the night has gone on things have gotten more entertaining. So far I have seen: -A group of drunk girls legit crying in front of the puffin exhibit because they’re Too Cute -A dude pointed at a vacant eyed, open mouthed, coldwater fish and, completely deadpan, turned to his friend and went “it’s you” -overheard a very serious debate on whether or not sea turtles sleep (”Ted you fucking moron everything fuckin sleeps jesus christ” -A girl stroking her hand back and forth on the glass in front of a chillin Amazon cichlid (idk what part ok freshwater exhibits aint my thing) cooing “It’s just so pretty I want to be it’s friend” -A man enthusiastically singing a ballad in front of the aquarium with some grand drunk improv like one standout line was “What we doin at the zoOOOoooOOooo? We drinkin a breeEWWWwwwwwwwww!”

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

I never see anyone talking about how kids can abuse adults though. 

Growing up I saw a lot of adult teachers get bullied by students and it sucked. They would purposely push them to their breaking point until they exploded, yelled, cursed, threw desks, and the ones who didn’t have that kind of reaction would just quit or end up fired because the kids would start rumors. One was because our new math teacher was effeminate so the guys thought “obviously this guy is gay and he’s after our dicks” and if he was ever nice to a male student (which… he was nice and friendly with EVERYONE and was the best teacher we’d had that year) they would start whispering behind me, “yo, look at that, did you see that? He’s flirting with his male students, that’s nasty” and so they made trouble for him. 

My mother worked at a Discovery Zone type place when I was little and she would come home and break down crying because groups of little boys would call her names, call her stupid her whole shift.

I had friends in childhood who absolutely abused their parents. They were relentless and mean and hacked them into submission and it made for a lot of awkward moments when I would hang with them, because I couldn’t do anything since… they were my abuser too.

Just because you’re a minor doesn’t mean knives you throw are not sharp and won’t hit someone. The fact that so many kids on this site use their age as a weapon, as a way to say “but nothing I do has any impact because I have no social power” is SCARY and we need to try to make people aware of this kind of stuff from a young age because most people who are like that don’t really realize it and they need guidance and rehabilitation so the cycle can stop. Because those people grow up and have kids and do it to their kids and they don’t learn that it’s not normal or okay, that they cannot deny reality by controlling the people around them. 

But sometimes it isn’t always that way, some of those parents were so nice and kind and I considered like family, and they just had absolute evil villains for kids. 

Check in with yourselves, guys. Especially right now. There’s a lot of upsetting stuff being shoved in our faces all the time and it makes it hard not to get tunnel vision when our emotions get out of control, especially with the pressure to perform by a lot of social circles on tumblr. And if you’re young and a lot of this is new, pace yourself, you’re learning, and you need to be open to the idea of learning more and know that us being adults doesn’t mean we’re just out of touch boring old farts who don’t know anything. We’ve lived things and we have experience and when we say to you that it’s not okay to tell people who like things you do not like to kill themselves, we’re not “apologists”… we’re the survivors too.