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Ah, I see. This is why I double clicked this post.

I can only imagine how many meaningful, harmless letters were ripped up by a man at a desk.

Found this on Twitter/X. Hope this helps anyone.

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Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem

Now that one was just intentional. Come on man. Five syllable fill

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

Cease thine movement at once! Woe is to the fool that crosses twice without crossing! For I am... Danny, the all powerful Traffic Wizard! Now, if only I could find my Walkman with 2 hours of Creed...

I never uploaded my safety wizard costume cause I didn't get good photos so here's some from the work day!

And a special low quality recording!

I got several questions about why I wore a beard.

Because wizards have beards! XD

Polycule opportunity?

I keep on seeing people on this site shipping McLennon

It makes me so jealous!! 😡😡😡😡

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

It truly confuses, bamboozles, hoodwinks, hornswoggles me, that people can reenact The Elephant and attempt to cause RACE WARS and maybe get 50 years, but a single bullet fired at a single head that DIRECTLY caused the deaths of thousands, and OHMYGOD HE'S A VILLAN WHAT ARE WE GOING TO EVER DO THOSE LEFTIST WARMONGERS! anyways I support both Luigi Mangione and whoever killed Brian Thompson. Two different people, and I love both of 'em.

gng i broke my wrist longboarding

perfect timing

Recalling that he hid it somewhere among the dozens of sarcophagi underneath St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis was reportedly scouring the papal tombs Thursday in search of the final egg from the Vatican Easter Egg Hunt. “If I can’t find this egg, the catacombs will totally reek,” said the frustrated bishop of Rome while rifling through the final resting place of holy pontiffs, crawling on his hands and knees on the crypt floor to peek under the reliquary of Saint Peter. 

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