Doxes Vegies Coming In Should Be Compostable

they are too cuttttttttttte

"Me too!"

And his room is pink

Ways Bruce knows his kids are mad at him:

His Batsuit is no longer black

The Batmobile is no longer black

All the tires in the Batcave are gone

His ringtone is “Baby” by Justin Bieber and he can’t change it

Someone gives Damian a new pet

He is suddenly committed to five social events in the same week

Everything in his bedroom has moved two inches to the right

He can only find Superman pajamas

All the coffee is missing even though at least two of his children always seem to have a cup in hand

All the snacks in his utility belt are banana flavored

He has an interview scheduled with Lois Lane

He has no matching socks

Constantine has his phone number and now he has to change it again

I love you tailors, I love you recycling center employees, I love you jewelry repair people, I love you tech repair people. I love you plumbers, I love you electricians. I love you all maintenance workers, who make it so things don't have to be fully replaced when they break.

There are so many ways to contribute to the climate movement.

I’m just going to leave this here

Things that happened yesterday when I went to a halloween haunt and amusement park for 12 hours straight while dressed as the 11th Doctor

- Many said the fit was dapper 😎

- Lady operating a rollercoaster, over the intercom, asked me and my sister “If she’s a pirate, then who are you?” I replied “The Doctor.”

“Just ‘The Doctor?’” It took me everything not to giggle. When the ride was over she asked “How was the ride, Doctor?” “Very good.” “I concur.” She was peak. Also made everyone say OOH-WHOOP every time she sent a ride out.

- The haunt starts. There are scare actors walking around. The first clown that comes up to me, asks “Are you Grunkle Stan?”

I threw my fez to the pavement laughing. I pulled a sonic screwdriver from my jacket and he goes “Oh, what are you gonna do? Erase my memory or something with that?” Me and my friends walked away giggling, while I sulked in defeat.

Right after this, we go to a haunted house and the lady at the entrance is the first to recognize my costume after being at the park for 7 hours.

My response, of course, is; “I could kiss you on the mouth right now- but I wont.” She told me about how she gave her husband a fear of statues when making him watch the show.

- We walk through a graveyard-decorated tunnel. There is an actor disguised as a statue. I dont think I need to explain what happened. But somehow, they got me.

- Going through a cornmaze. An actor in a scary corn husk costume starts making spooky noises as we walk past, but broke character and went “Oh! Doctor who!” Me and my friends cheered as we carried on.

- Towards the end, walking through the same clown area, a pair of creepy twin clowns marches past me and my sister. One jumps at us as they walk past and yells “THE DOCTOR!” and we both got jumpscared.

All in all, very fulfilling. Reminder to all nerds to cosplay the SHIT outta halloween. It was so fun. Would go back if I wasn’t poor and very tired and need to work/school.

Yes this Jew approves 2

Hey, I know it's a Jewish tradition to name kids after a deceased loved one to honor them, but in your opinion would a trans person naming themself after the loved one have the same effect? Not asking you to speak for all Jewish people of course, but I'm not Jewish myself and I'd love to hear your opinion on the dimension it adds to the headanon that Peter Parker is trans and picked Benjamin as a middle name for Uncle Ben

so I'd like to clarify that the a. this tradition is pretty much exclusively ashkenazi (which I am my middle name was chosen to honor three different relatives) b. it's not that it isn't meant to honor our family members, it's just that also the reason we only name our children after dead people is it was believed that if you named your child after a living person when it was the older person's time to die the angel of death might get confused and take the kid instead (which is why when my older brother was named yoseph my uncle joe asked "do you want me dead??" which is very funny but he was actually named after a different relative ofc)

anyway I don't know how I feel about peter naming himself after uncle ben so let's figure it out together lmao. peter isn't a very jewish name so it's nice for him to also have a typical jewish middle name (I feel like most jew know a ben, benjamin, binyamin, benny, etc). but also if you're going to hc peter as a trans man, he'd probably be trans already by the time ben dies, right? like it's a whole other tragedy if peter named himself after ben and then ben died like, holy shit the jewish guilt he'd get from that. did he kill his uncle by trying to honor him? or possibly he could choose that middle name after uncle ben dies, choosing to carry him with him everywhere he goes...

you know what I def like this idea. like it works for angst either way and is a really sweet character choice. so yeah this jew approves

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

I made a Doctor Who 2048 game I'm so happy

this is the link I'm so so excited

The doctor also calls her sexy

I love the shift in doctor who from “the tardis is a woman in the way a boat is a woman” to “the tardis is a woman in that it sorta has a personality” to “the tardis is a woman in that it’s a living sentient being with a literal soul and she actually controls herself because she likes taking the doctor on adventures and she loves the doctor so so much and they’re each others family and he takes care of her and sweet talks her and gives her little kisses and they’re marriedddd” That’s how every guy with a boat feels anyway

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