I like to think that Doctor Who from the Master's perspective could be called 'One Man's Quest To Get His Spouse To Come Back Home And Abandon His Massive Ant Colony'. Everything is so much funnier if you picture the Master being absolutely baffled at the Doctor defending Earth, because he's borderline immortal whilst humans die so quickly - killing a human is like stepping on a spider, and the Doctor is the guy who swoops in with a cup and paper to move the spider outside even if the decision seems nonsensical. I like to reframe the Master's attempts to take over the universe as him desperately asking the Doctor "we could get a dog? Or a cat? Or adopt? Are the ants really worth it, you have no other hobbies".
I was given an American candies by my scribe what the hell do they put in these things
“When I was a student in yeshiva, I asked one of the rabbis why Jews talk so much. We were studying Talmud, and I was trying to understand the comprehensive, obsessive inquiry into questions from the minuscule and seemingly pedestrian–are the water cisterns adjacent to a house included in the price of its sale?–to the transcendent, like what is the nature of God. “Jewish time is circular, so we work to make things perfect for the next time around,” he replied, before adding world-wearily: “Also, we don’t believe in perfection.””
— Alana Newhouse, NYT Book Review of Stranger in a Strange Land by George Prochnik (via spikenards)
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So trans Peter Parker is a very dear headcanon for me, and so is trans Matt Murdock, so because I was brain storming for some reason, my mind created a universe in which Matt (post top surgery) helps Peter to bind safely while on the job as Spider-man, gives him tips on how to present more masculine and stuff like this, taking a mentor kind of role, so I am now about to die from cuteness-
they so tiney
They are just like me forreal
let it die let it die(rest of lorax song)
Reblog to make it die faster
Last won is real
The different genres of Doctor Who episode:
The dumbest bullshit you've ever seen. Just absolute baby brain nonsense.
Man, aliens are weird, huh?
Genuine high-concept science fiction serving as biting if heavy-handed social commentary on present issues
*Lisa Simpson voice* Look, Mom! It's Ea-Nasir!
Nightmare fuel that will traumatize a generation of children while adults roll their eyes.
The villain is determined to out-camp every other camp villain combined. There will probably be a needle drop.
The harrowing story of one character's personal hell
Tbe Doctor is sorely tempted to break one of the laws of time and/or one of his firmly held moral boundaries, never mind all the times he's done this without comment.
The Daleks are back, and they're purple now
i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD
they had one of these in the park me and my dad walked in when I was little they are the best
my to favorite thing in one no way (I'm so excitement)
ill leave this here-