Why Did White People Stop Assassinating Their Own Presidents... Nobody Wants To Work Anymore

countdown to phil’s 38th bday - a year in review [25/30]

tongue thing

y’all fuckin with the laura palmer rolling tray?

Forget-me-not

bro. komahina was never doomed bro. it was fated. bro. they evaded three memory wipes and literal death. bro

very late to the meme, it's been done before but. here. turn on the sound pls

that one time phil said he’s a small person in a tall person’s body…. yeah

oh no now his hairy boobois are out

PHLONDE . @amazingphil

I haven't played disco elysium but i would NOT smoke weed with Harry Du Bois. He'd drop my bong accidentally and shatter it and then feel so bad about it that he'd come back the next day and give me that bong shaped like a dog penis and say like, "here, I heard you were into that furry stuff." Actually nevermind i convinced myself i WOULD smoke weed with Harry Du Bois.

I could have sworn I had posted this one here before but I guess I hadn't! I love Kim "Speedfreak" Kitsuragi :}