Yo Mr White Can You Sign My Permission Slip So I Can Go To The Aquarium Bitch

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

The oppressive Ivy League strata are fucking losing it in their desperation to keep us subservient to employers

Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.

(UNMUTE YOU WON'T REGRET IT)

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the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

Walt when Jesse cooks

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

And remember, you can vote WITHOUT YOUR VOTER CARD

***v time zones

A redraw of my favourite concept art doodle they released of Freminet(bottom left), where he takes off the helmet and the artist added sparkles. It amuses me.