[image: A Comic Panel Of Tyvokka And Plo Koon Bowing To Each Other. Tyvokka Says, "Thank You, Plo, For

"My time has finally come!"

"Even my parents would be concerned."

"I'm about to challenge God to a staring contest."

"I'm about to leave a crater in my dome."

"My silencer's in my back pocket."

"I'm so salty I've got enough for my own wounds."

"Ever wonder what battery acid tastes like? I do. A lot."

"Contemplating meeting God right now."

"Final objective: Survive."

That last one was a little Halo reference, no one needs to get that 🤣

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

What’s your love language?

The more you reblog artists or writers' work, the more they kiss you on the lips passionately

I have been deep down the MW2 rabbit hole and have now accepted that I will not be coming back the same person. I am now changed. REBORN!

Amen. Gonna reblog this for good luck 💙

april is gonna be my month fr

TV Executives: “if the strike goes in, you won’t get new episodes of your favorite shows! You won’t get new movies you were looking forward to! Isn’t that terrible, what the writers are doing to you?”

Me: Bitch, that might have been an effective threat in 2007, but we have since survived a Covid shutdown and discovered ways to amuse ourselves while we waited, we can outwait this shit, too. I got a pile of shows saved I haven’t even watched yet, and a Mt. TBR waiting for me.

Compensate (and respect) your writers for their work, assholes.

Don't we all, sir.

(Just one shot 💀)

I miss Crosshair and his silly little tattoo

I love these two so much, they are just so beautiful!  (灬♥ω♥灬)

thank you @cyareclones​ for creating such amazing characters (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ <3

when they realize they enjoy each others company >>>

I'm on Instagram as @ghostly_parasike. Install the app to follow my photos and videos. https://www.instagram.com/invites/contact/?i=gd8bwyvtx7ib&utm_content=p1f5mvb

hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun