pairing: reader x hyunjin
genre: fluff; humor (i think???)
length: 2.8k words
warnings: mild language
summary: You’re a usual customer at the pizzeria your friends work at, ordering pizza whenever there’s no food in your house. But when you realize the new delivery boy is super cute and makes your heart stop, what do you do? Order pizza all the time, obviously.
a/n: oof I was listening to old disney channel songs earlier today (i’m a loser, i know) and pizza girl by the jonas brothers came on anD I JUST HAD TO WRITE THIS. Dedicated to my bb gal @hyunjinh bc i haven’t posted in forever and she made me realize that asdfgh. whOOPS SORRY JAS ASLKJASD (ly boo)
this is so casual and reading it back, my only thoughts are, “wtf did i just write???”
“There’s nothing in this house to eat!” You called out, staring in fury at your empty fridge. Salad dressings and sauces overflowed the door of your fridge but on the shelves, there was absolutely nothing that looked appetizing.
You could feel the eye roll from your mother as she shouted from upstairs, “Just order something!”
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ᯓ boyfriend texts — riki
— alt how you and your boyfriends daily chats look like cw profanity crack | mlist navi ── ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ
note riki aotm was so 😆😆🤭
© junislqve 2024
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⠀ about
⋅ genre : fluff
⋅ characters : boyfriend!Jungwoo x reader
⋅ word count : 1.3k (drabble)
⋅ a.n : thanks for waiting for me for such a long time, but I’m back !
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⠀ summary
⋅ Jungwoo is ready for the next step in your relationship after a year of dating, though you are still unsure if you are even ready to be a parent of a little puppy. 24/7 Jungwoo whines for the two of you to get a puppy, which results in you giving him the nickname ‘Jungwoof’
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𐙚 : CALLING THE MAKNAE LINE YOUR HUSBAND (reaction) ֶָ֢ !
request: none 💗?
authors note. just a little post for the maknae line because i don't get many request for them since I don't write smut for them : (
𐙚 : SUNOO ֶָ֢ !
"anything else?" the drive through worker asked. "what do you want baby?" you asked from the drivers seat , the camera already set up. "um the same thing as you is fine my love." you nodded. "my husband would like the same thing." you said, he stop for a quick second— did he hear that right? did you call him your husband? "that's it , thank you." you drove to the second window , sunoo turned to you smiling ear from ear , his face red. you could see it from the corner of your eye , pretending like you don't see him, pulling up to the window , obtaining the food sitting it in a still smiling sunoos lap. "thank you." you drove off, finally deciding to ask him — "why are you smiling so much?" he giggled. "because." he said. "because what." you were smiling now. "because you called me your husband." you laughed. "what you liked that?" he nodded humming. "yeah." both of you were a smiling mess. "you want me to keep calling you that?" he nodded , blushing.
"yes please , keep calling me that forever."
𐙚 : JUNGWON ֶָ֢ !
you were already recording your day with jungwon , just running different errands with him when you decided to do the bit — finally taking some time to take a walk together , walking maeum it was the perfect time to do it. "we been walking all day , im gonna sleep all day tomorrow." he said , holding the leash in one hand , your hand in the other. "can we just stay home tomorrow?" you nodded. "sure baby." you kissed his cheek. "right now me and my handsome husband are walking his dog and he's grumpy." jungwon smiles hearing the title , letting out a giggle. "what did you say?" he asked. "i called you handsome , what are you not?" you smiled knowing what he was talking about. "yah , you know what i mean." his dimple smile on display. "no i don't." you teased , smiling. "okay." he smiled squeezing your hands , bringing it to his lip. "let's hurry and go home."
"my wife."
𐙚 : NI-KI ֶָ֢ !
You came across the challenge , deciding to try it on your boyfriend— setting the camera up in your bedroom without him knowing. You know you didn’t have to , but making ni-ki doctors appointments was something you always did because your boyfriend would definitely forget to do it every single time if you didn’t do it. "baby don't forget to ask — ni-ki I know.” You turned to the camera when he turned back to his phone. “um yes , is Thursday open?” you asked the receptionist. “it is? Thank you so much , my that’s the only day my husband can do it?" ni-ki quickly looked up from his phone, you covered your mouth so he wouldn't see it through the mirror. "yes , thank you , he'll be there." you hung up. "i can drive you if you want." he nodded smirking. "im your husband now?" you smiled. "i said that , i don't remember?" he got up , standing behind you. "yeah you did." quickly grabbing you so you couldn't make a run for it. "you-you're on camera stop it." you laughed, he kissed your cheek.
"i don't care, call me your husband again."
©️LUVYENI
— enhypen as underrated soft acts pt. 2
keeping a hand on your lower back while leading you through a crowd: niki, jay, jake
memorizing your go-to food orders: sunghoon, sunoo
removing stray eyelashes off of your face: niki, jake
holds your purse and phone when your hands are busy: sunoo, jungwon
pampering you when you're sick: jay, heeseung, jungwon
refills the food/water bowl for your pet: heeseung, jake
slipping your cold hands into his jacket pocket to warm them up: jungwon, sunghoon
ties your shoes if the laces come undone: niki, sunoo
waits until you're inside of the house before driving away: hyung line
gives you the first/last bite of his food: maknae line
walks on the outside of the sidewalk: sunghoon, heeseung, jay
softens his voice whenever he talks to you: ot7
reminds you everyday how much he loves you: ot7
[ 10:30 pm ]
song currently playing: deja vú by TXT
"how do i know you?" you said as you looked towards the man standing in front of you with utter confusion written on your face. "why are you so familiar to me? it's like de—"
"deja vu? yeah i get that alot..." jungwoo said as he looks at you with a small, sadden smile.
"how is that?" you said with a small laugh that you let out in disbelief. you looked at the expression on his face, and something from deep inside of you told you that you needed to comfort him, but the emotions confused you. he's a stranger. why would you want to comfort a stranger that you've only just met? "why are you looking at me like that? you're acting like you know me."
"because i do know you.." jungwoo said in a sad tone that he tried to cover up.
a shocked laugh comes out of you as you looked away from the man and looked around your surrounding. "i only just met you! probably think you know me cause i might look like someone from your past life or something." you said as you tried to reason with anything at this point.
"it was your past life i'm—" jungwoo swallowed the lump in his throat. "—i'm still in my current life." he said as he looked down at you with the most serious look on his face.
you kept eye contact with the strange man above you, and you couldn't help but laugh. "are you serious right now?" you said through your laugh. "how do you expect me to believe you if you say shit like that?" you said as you giggled.
jungwoo released a sigh as he closed his eyes, trying to remain calm and think of a way to get you to actually believe. “I’m a god…”
Now this, made you laugh out. “Are you serious right now? Be so fucking for real!” You said between laughs as you looked at the man who says he’s a “god.”
A sigh leaves his lips as he looks up towards the sky as if mentally asking for support. He walked towards and placed his hands gently on your face, and then slowly leaned towards your forehead. His lips grazed the area, almost like a feather-like kiss, but instead he whispers words in a language you don’t understand.
Suddenly, flashes of small memories come through your mind. Some there and others not fully there, leaving you to wonder what is your connection to this man in front of you really is…
“Who—“ you cut yourself off as you tried to mentally grasp the situation fully. “—who are you?” You asked as you looked at the man with such intense suspicion and curiosity, you just didn’t know what to believe.
“I’m Dionysus…” he paused before he gently took hold of your hands into his own. “…and you are my lover from your first life.”
SITUATIONSHIP TEXTS W/ SUNGHOON
genre: situationship!sunghoon x yn (femreader), college au if u squint, crack (im not funny)
warnings: cursing, one suggestive text, hoonie is downbad, ignore read receipts
MESSAGE FROM NIC: realized i havent written anything yet for hoon so here's a little smth! hope yall enjoyed and happy new year!! <3
© fakeuwus 2024 do not repost, translate, or plagiarize
bf! hyunjin who likes to squish your face and take pictures of you, so he can blackmail you by threatening to send them to everyone unless you give him a kiss.
bf! hyunjin who spams your instagram comment section whenever you post. "woah do you have a bf?" "all mine 😘"
bf! hyunjin who likes to copy your outfits and act like they're all his ideas
bf! hyunjin who makes spotify playlists to romanticize every moment he spends with you, whether its a road trip compilation or a midnight baking mix
bf! hyunjin who likes to send you red roses when he's far from home and adds fancy little handwritten notes for you to find
bf! hyunjin who brags about you to his friends and feels more proud than jealous when other boys admire you.
bf! hyunjin who changes your lock screen to a selfie of him when you're not looking, so you'll have a constant reminder of him
bf! hyunjin who complains about you stealing his sweatshirts but secretly loves to see you in his clothing
bf! hyunjin who sends you real love letters written on paper, instead of just text messages or emails
bf! hyunjin who pulls you outside so you can slow dance in the pouring rain
bf! hyunjin who likes to sketch you in his notebook whenever you aren't looking; when you're cooking, sleeping, or tapping away on your computer
bf! hyunjin who lets you try out new hairstyles on him and loves to post selfies of him all dolled-up, even if he has sparkly pink bows in his hair
bf! hyunjin who buys your perfume and sprays it on his pillow when you're not with him and he misses you
bf! hyunjin who buys a ring only a few months into dating and hides it in his closet for when he thinks you're ready, because that's just how much he loves you.
✶ AFTER YOU'VE READ ANGST LIST !
or a compilation of my favourite fluff works that you can read after reading heart-wrenching angsts :›
이희승 ⋆ LHS
01 love is in the air @isoobie 02 cherry tinted @isoobie / @flwrshee 03 don't give me that look @heeliopheelia 04 keep kissing me like that and i'll marry you @heeliopheelia 05 heartbeat @strzlun 06 intimacy after dark @hysgf 07 sweet delicacy @hyhees 08 shirt @hoonvrs 09 campus' flirt @soov 10 chapstick challenge @jaeyunverse 11 always been you @jaeyunverse
박종성 ⋆ PJS
01 i hope i reached you @okwonyo 02 four times jay almost proposed + one time he actually did @jaylver 03 just hold me @heeliopheelia 04 let's take things slow from here @goldenhypen 05 meeting you here @goldenhypen 06 the line in between @yenqa 07 love letters @junityy 08 study lessons @jaeyunverse
심재윤 ⋆ SJY
01 kiss it better baby @sjyuns 02 navy blue tie @byhees 03 heavy eyes @hyhees 04 here with you @yenqa 05 your name @soobnny
박성훈 ⋆ PSH
01 secret @isoobie 02 intentions @sjyuns 03 cherry @misojunnie 04 please say it @heeliopheelia 05 the twenty-four hours dating challenge @jaeyunverse
김선우 ⋆ KSN
01 you're so easy to love @heeliopheelia 02 misfit @palajae 03 face @hoonvrs 04 game time @goldenhypen 05 opposites attract @goldenhypen
양정원 ⋆ YJW
01 i've missed you @heeliopheelia 02 anti-romantic @strzlun 03 sandy cheeks @hoonvrs 04 love grows where jungwon goes @soobnny
西村 力 ⋆ NRK
01 tutoring @strzlun 02 love me (k)not @palajae ( this has a sprinkle of angst ) 03 round and around @hoonvrs 04 twizzle into my heart @amakumos 05 hype girl @palajae ( tiniest bit of angst )
note. this will probably be updated whenever possible. also, consider checking out other works of the above writers as well because they're just as good
Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment
˖ ࣪⭑ brewing between us — enhypen
featuring. barista!sunghoon x gn!reader
cw. fluff, romance, coffee shop au, cheesy pick-up line </3
The doorbell jingled as you pushed the door to the coffee shop open and entered. The smell of cinnamon and coffee beans filled the small building. The smell made your stomach flutter as you walked up to the counter, seeing the cute barista you always came to see.
He finished wiping the counter, pushing his silver hair back before setting down the rag in his hand and moving in front of the cash register. As he looked up, he smiled, fangs showing. “What can I get for you, Y/n?” Sunghoon grinned, blinking slowly as he licked his lips, the smile reappearing immediately.
“U-Uh..” You shook your head as you recollected your thoughts. “A peppermint mocha—” you started, but you were joined by the barista.
“With extra whip and extra chocolate chips? Got it!” Sunghoon looked at your surprised face and smiled. He remembered your order?
He took the money from your hand and typed a few things on the cash register before it opened, placing the money in. “I’ll have it ready in a few minutes.” And with that he retreated to the espresso machine.
He took the money from your hand and typed a few things on the cash register before it opened, placing the money in. “I’ll have it ready in a few minutes.” And with that he retreated to the espresso machine.
You bowed your head as a thank you, taking your seat at the table in front of the counter. You watched the barista work, making your drink. You always thought he was cute when focused. Just looking at him made you feel shy.
You distracted yourself with your phone as you waited for your drink. Occasionally you looked over the screen of your phone, hiding behind it again when you made eye contact with him. You heard the machine stop and the sound of whip cream leaving the can. He walked over to your table, the smell of his cologne following him, your stomach fluttered as you smelled it.
“T-Thank you!” You lowered your head as he placed the drink down on your table. Sunghoon nodded, the grin he had been wearing since you came in still on his lips. When he walked away, you took the cup in your hands, bringing it to your lips. The warm liquid slipped down your throat. You enjoyed the taste, smiling.
Just as you were going to set the cup back onto the napkin you noticed the note written in pen on it, looking up to Sunghoon first, he was grinning even wider than before, a slight blush painting his cheeks. As you looked back down at the napkin, you picked it up, reading it..
‘I feel something brewing between us, let’s go out sometime.. xxx-xxx-xxxx :)’