And Why Did The Value Plummet, Marissa? Why Did It Plummet?

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

Forbidden cupcakes 🧁

tumblr tuesday: twosday

Hello, and welcome to this very national holiday here at TuesdayHQ. Like you, we delight in the silly little things. Your delight at Twosday, for example. It’s very touching, really. Anyway. Welcome to this completely normal day of twos. Here’s how you’re all celebrating today.

According to @illithid-mind-gayer, it’s 2sday, my 2des:

The moment we’ve all been waiting for (@10x02):

@sorrysomethingwentwrong points out that it’s the first palindromic ambigram of its kind since 11/11/1111—which, if our calculations are correct, was a really frickin long time ago:

As with anything that’s worth anything in this place, there’s an SPN meme for that, courtesy of @thenightwemetnatural:

Twosday affirmations, courtesy of @con-amor-tureina​:

@angelscas​ bringing the Swiftie angle:

Some gleefully two-inspired art by @gleefulpoppet​:

@reallybadblackoutpoems​’ take on Twosday:

@milehighpie​ shares behind-the-scenes impressions of Two on their big day:

@recuperationdisliker​ bringing some classy Street Fighter aesthetique to the table:

And finally, two monkeys for Twosday by @kny-tai​:

Can you imagine saying something so heinous that ALEX JONES has to attempt to reel you in???

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