Real-stardust - Local Skeleton In The Closet

Then when I go to make one it doesn't sound right

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

Ladies and gentlemen: the love of my life

we are all just so normal about him

Rip to princess shuri but I'm different. If Namor had walked onto my shores, smiled at me like that, and asked me for an alliance, I would have simply married him and ruled the world together. I don't like kids but after he says "I bought the sun to my people" I would have had his water babies right then and there. I don't know how this girl ain't even gonna think about it for a minute smh.

@staff free me

Sick of Tea Comic by Artcraawl

hot take but i actively miss when tv shows were like 20 episodes a season. slow down. let me get to know the characters. let them do something dumb and not consequential to the plot for one fucking second i'm begging you.

Can someone explain to me how it’s seemingly always been ok to ship teenaged white girls with immortal white men, but the moment people want to ship an adult black woman with an immortal Latino man, it’s problematic?