I Thought I Was Over SamBucky... Until I Started Hyperventilating When They Were On Screen Together Again

Literally

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

sirius: fuck the slytherins

james: yes, fuck slytherins

*three hours later*

sirius, after seeing regulus hobbling and with hickies all over his neck: i wonder who he's shagging

james, sweating: oh yeah i wonder who did it i've got literally no clue

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

someone: hey how are y–

me: I can’t believe the Winter Soldier shot Nick Fury through the wall in Steve Rogers’ apartment from the roof of a building opposite using only the line of sight Steve’s point of view gave him through the kitchen window. Do you know the kind of skill and technical ability that takes? He didn’t even need to see his target to shoot him twice. He just had to see where Steve was looking and calculate the angle. Holy shit. Bucky Barnes is an incredible marksman and I don’t know if Hydra capitulated on that or if that was all just his own skill being put to assassin use but holy shit. Holy shit. I just. Holy shit

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tumblr tuesday: twosday

Hello, and welcome to this very national holiday here at TuesdayHQ. Like you, we delight in the silly little things. Your delight at Twosday, for example. It’s very touching, really. Anyway. Welcome to this completely normal day of twos. Here’s how you’re all celebrating today.

According to @illithid-mind-gayer, it’s 2sday, my 2des:

The moment we’ve all been waiting for (@10x02):

@sorrysomethingwentwrong points out that it’s the first palindromic ambigram of its kind since 11/11/1111—which, if our calculations are correct, was a really frickin long time ago:

As with anything that’s worth anything in this place, there’s an SPN meme for that, courtesy of @thenightwemetnatural:

Twosday affirmations, courtesy of @con-amor-tureina​:

@angelscas​ bringing the Swiftie angle:

Some gleefully two-inspired art by @gleefulpoppet​:

@reallybadblackoutpoems​’ take on Twosday:

@milehighpie​ shares behind-the-scenes impressions of Two on their big day:

@recuperationdisliker​ bringing some classy Street Fighter aesthetique to the table:

And finally, two monkeys for Twosday by @kny-tai​: