Realbugirl - Dani 🐛🐌

i am pretty sure i will end up homeless eventually i just don’t know how to be employable i don’t know how to be valuable to capitalism

guess who had their period right after posting this

im literally joan of arc . like shes literlally me

i was in fact having a nervous breakdown but i posted the wrong image so now it looks really fucking funny

anyways im fine now. one of my friends was also up due to stress from college and we ended up shooting the shit for a few hours until i felt better...hes the kind of friend where talking to him feels like a warm hug

everything is going to be ok

im probably dropping out of college though. like, this shit is literally killing me

anyways in honor of this person and their husband's vet med trauma or whatever i have decided to temporarily let harry out of the perfectly harry sized pot of boiling oil that ive kept him in for the past year. as you can see the first thing he did was take a nap because hes 13 years old and hes a tired little old man. the vet says hes in incredibly good shape for a dog of that age though so its ok.

unfortunately she also said that i cant be boiling him in oil anymore so i have to find a new way to torture him for all eternity... currently considering one of those metal container thingies full of spikes they used in the medieval ages but idk :// itll be hard to find one in his size

WAAAAAIT i just realized. harry has been boiling in oil for one entire year...thats crazy

Lunacy (2005, dir. Jan Švankmajer)

anyways this is harry krispie kute yes that is his full name i was 8 when i named him be nice.. and if pink flamingos doesnt win against homestuck in that poll i am going to shoot him in the head with a kalashnikov rifle

LAIOS! THE LAKERS NEED YOU!

why is he so fucking tall

(illustration by ryoko kui, originally posted to her blogspot)

wanted to take a naop because i havent slept in days but i remembered this one art challenge on deviantart that i tried to do ages and ages ago . and i was like hmmm maybe i should do this and replace some of the prompts so i can re-use my drawings later as game assets...

and now ive spent the past hour and a half looking at edible species of wild plants and mesoamerican founder crops. rookie mistake

photos my friends and i took of the eclipse ^_^ we couldnt get the camera to actually focus on the sun so we ended up shooting all the photos through a piece of welding glass. thats why the sun looks green...