"Doesn't The Passage Of Time Scare You? The Fact That We Are Relentlessly Pushed Along A Path To Our

There's always the vulture bee.

A bee-mosquito hybrid that produces honey from blood. 

Converting sadness into anger like some satanic (praise be) steam engine may not be a healthy coping mechanism, but idk, looks pretty good...

Risotto may not be exciting food, but it sure is easier to eat than basically anything else.

penis migration

relaxing up here on my

penis space station

Every time I see my mutuals post in their native tongue that I don't understand I'm like yes 🥰 that's language babes 💖

No-one:

My 2am suicidal thoughts: Give up, Wah-ha!

From now on, all of my intrusive thoughts will be voiced by Waluigi.

You ever just realise that your lack of self confidence is so utterly crippling you find yourself unable to talk to people you like about things they might possibly percieve as negative?

Cause yeah.

I remembered, a while ago I went to Naples.

And they deep fried a calzone? Just put the poor bastard in hot oil cause why the fuck not. Was this a thing I just didn't know about? Was the restaurant on crack? Both?

I need to know why this exists.

had a minor crisis when 12ft.io went down yesterday and thankfully it's back now but this seems like a good opportunity to compile a list of similar paywall-evading tools in case 12ft ever gets canned for real:

12ft.io: the legend himself. definitely my favorite of the bunch by virtue of being the easiest to use (and the easiest url to remember), but it's configured to disable paywall evasion for a handful of popular sites like the new york times, so you'll have to go elsewhere for those.

printfriendly: works great; never had any issues with removing paywalls, even on domains that don't work with 12ft.io. since this site is literally designed to make sites print-friendly, it might simplify the overall formatting of the page you're trying to access, which can be a good or bad thing. my only real issue is that the "element zapper" (which lets you remove content blocks from the print-friendly preview) is a little sensitive if you're browsing on a touchscreen device, which means you might accidentally delete a paragraph when you're just trying to scroll. but if that happens you can reload the page and it'll revert everything back to its original state.

fifteen feet: basically a 12ft clone, minus 12ft's restrictions. haven't used it much since I only discovered it yesterday in the wake of 12ft's 451 error but it seems to do the trick.

archive.today: an archival tool very similar to the wayback machine, but it also works as a de facto paywall removal tool. (the wayback machine seems to remove paywalls as well, but archive.today has better UX imo and is way faster to use.)

and an honorable mention for sci-hub: only works for scientific/academic journals, not random news articles, but the other sites listed above only work for random news articles and not academic publications so you gotta have this one in your toolbelt for full coverage. pubmed is your oyster.

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)