Was At Christmas Dinner And My Aunt Is Talking About Some French Celebrity I Don't Know About Because

Was at christmas dinner and my aunt is talking about some French celebrity I don't know about because I don't live here and just says "I was fine with her until she turned out muslim" and i genuinely was unable to speak for several minutes because it came completely out of nowhere. Just silently sat like

Was At Christmas Dinner And My Aunt Is Talking About Some French Celebrity I Don't Know About Because

and my whole family just kept talking like nothing happened wtf.

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3 years ago

I'm learning Japanese on duolingo, and they really did just put the word for ears in the lesson after cat like

I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT


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8 months ago

It's kinda been a brute force process for me. I still don't get every rhythm or pitch right, and I've been playing the piano for at least 14 years (unless you count what I did at 2 years old with no lessons as "playing piano", in which case 16). I also play guitar, but the process is similar.

As you do more playing, you'll find your brain automatically places notes correctly (I no longer have to think almost at all about notes within one ledger line of the main stave for either clef) which will help with playing rhythm, which should also be getting better with playing. You can also train rhythm specifically with exercises. This can be as simple as ignoring the pitch of a note and just playing/clapping rhythms, or you can use exercises you find online.

I did grades, and the progression of these can be very helpful. Not only does the gradual increase in the difficulty of pieces give a nice guided progression, but the exam board I use now, Trinity, has exercises at the back of each book, of which you must learn some (i think one from each category), and one category is rhythm. For my grade six, for example, one of them was all about 3:2 (three against two) polyrhythms, look them up to figure them out, or you can ask and I'll try to explain.

Overall, keep trying to have fun. Play things you enjoy, play things you think are weird or might be a good challenge, improvise, whatever. Just play stuff, it'll get easier.

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11 months ago

ironic right wing shit will erode your mind without fail. I don't touch that shit

1 year ago

Yet again relating to a post so hard I have to re-evalute my whole ass gender.

> ok with hindsight this enby thing should've been fucking obvious

hey can you elaborate cause im also not sure what I am and it's been creeping into my mind occasionally lately (cause of awesome trans friends)

and you're cool so I also just wanna know

well firstly its the fact that the pronoun they feels good for me. i like being called they. also its that i like the idea of being androgynous, like my ideal body would be one where you couldn't tell whether i was a boy or girl. really for me it was what felt right. being a boy feels right, not being a boy also feels right

8 months ago

Solving a debate my mother and sister have been having recently

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10 months ago

He's got the same blanket as (and a similar expression to) my dog lol

He's Got The Same Blanket As (and A Similar Expression To) My Dog Lol

Yes there is a second underneath; she likes her cushioning.

It’s Like He Knows I’m Going To Take His Balls Today

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today


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3 years ago

So I'm in France, celebrating my nan's birthday, and I decide "hey, maybe I should check the news. Maybe that would be a good idea". And the UK is on 300,000 cases a day. What the fuck. If I get stuck here I swear to whatever god is still listening I will lose my shit.


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1 year ago

Doomed by Bring Me The Horizon. Just a very nice melody.

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)


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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

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