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Role reversal

Do I try to kill someone and then things flip? I am intrigued...

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Into the Earth by Lorna shore

I mean, yeah...

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

People fail to realise that I am almost always off in my own world. I do not ignore you intentionally, I just don't realise that the world my body is in wants my attention. Be gentle with my wandering brain, because it will overreact to your offence.

*dies instantly*

Doomed by Bring Me The Horizon. Just a very nice melody.

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

For USAmericans: height converter

This mf really got the perfect name for their job

Source (I was looking this up cause I realised I had had both in quick succession numerous times, and was curious):

I have The Big Stomach Sick, and among other things, I have abdominal cramps, and is this really what some of you womb-having human beings deal with every month? How do you cope?!!

He's got the same blanket as (and a similar expression to) my dog lol

Yes there is a second underneath; she likes her cushioning.

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today