Excalibur’s Geode № 32

Idea from my players:

Replace short rests and long rests with honk-shoos and honk-shoo-mimimis, respectively.

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I love my friends I love spring break I love hanging out

SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE HANGING OUT RIGHT NOW

HAVE FUN CHILLING YOU DESERVE IT!! LOVE YOU!

I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt

*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

“How’s your WIP going?”

"Have you made any progress?”

“How close are you to being done?”

I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

Every time I talk to someone about my POV I really believe that they’re going to say ‘omg me too! Wow maybe I’m asexual’, but no. These people are horny for other people

made by yours (un)truly