And I Will Eat It Up Every Time

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

yall i gotta play a game of dnd before the pcs in my brain break out and wreak havoc

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

having sex ewwwwwwwwww

having sex with a mortal ewwwwwwwwwww

#dnd #ttrpg #ignorethefactimlactoseintolerant

Instead of gold, jewels, art or magic items, all treasure is tasty, piping hot macaroni cheese.

Idea from my players:

Replace short rests and long rests with honk-shoos and honk-shoo-mimimis, respectively.

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

Every time I talk to someone about my POV I really believe that they’re going to say ‘omg me too! Wow maybe I’m asexual’, but no. These people are horny for other people

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

I love Janus so much 🥹

“It’s got regenerative properties, so it’ll fizzle in your mouth like rock candy.”

- Paladin on eating Hydra jerky