i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
dropout can do the funniest thing ever next week and just release the deja vu episode again
I love Janus so much 🥹
- Paladin on eating Hydra jerky
Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”
Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”
Can’t believe I ran into the infamous Barron Weezer DS post like 2 years later
The fact that Riz Gukgak (the boy who doesn't know how to take a break, who is deeply afraid of drifting apart from his friends, who "has a hard time connecting to his dearest friends unless he can feel useful") was the one who manifested a creature that forced The Bad Kids to work together again and robbed them of having a proper summer break is so poetic.
while you were fucking around, athena, artemis and hestia were studying the blade, the bow and the barbecue
There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
made by yours (un)truly