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- "Ye Olde Devil" by Kaek, 2014.

So, I Googled “Toxic” today...

It was for science. And, you know, apart from Britney Spears showing up as the first hit, I also found these. I promptly lost my shiz. Let me show you my new favorite pictures:

“Oh, man! Toxic waste! And I’m stuck in an enclosed tape pen with it!”

“Boy, that’s grody…”

“Feels kinda nice, actually. Just gotta get past the smell.”

“Much like human flesh, toxic waste cooks hot dogs to irradiated perfection! 10/10 IGN!”

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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