I Mean Are We Gonna Talk About The Fact That Canonically Patia Por’co Had Her Arm Blasted Away From

this is how ive been feeling all day

Rewatching the ep 4 of calamity and damn with the state they're in at the break its impressive they lasted 18 seconds let alone one of them surviving!

like nydas is okish, patia is down to two (2) fingers, zerxus is trying to avoid becoming asmodeus' discord kitten, quay is mostly dead and fully naked except a questionable amount of leather armor, laerryn is girlbossing (as usual) but her husband was just dead and then alive again in the span of like 5 minutes, and cerrit is an emotional wreck

props to the players for managing to stay alive (somewhat) for a whole 18 seconds!!

Travis Willingham saw the no warning "can I kiss you" and went

"bet."

AND NOW FJORESTER ARE ENGAGED THIS IS OUTSTANDING

calamity fandom it’s only been a month but it’s been an honor. see you on the other side

just finished my apollo romance playthrough (the last one i needed for achievement reasons) and while i am still a hardcore Persephone stan,,,

DAMN that song is good. i love that song. i will be replaying that song alone. persephone my one and only but like,,,the music in apollo romance hits

i understand we’re all crazy about laerryn and loquacious dying together after getting married again and the proposal and quay’s speech and the cure wounds kiss

but i see no one talking about laerryn screaming a la wanda in age of ultron when she felt quay die

i genuinely think one of these would fix me

Fondly imagining that glorious pre-Evandrin’s death, pre-Seelie marriage but post-Seelie engagement period of time when the overwhelming impression of the (not-yet-named-such) Ring of Brass was “okay, so how many of them are sleeping with each other?”

Because Evandrin and the Architect Arcane were in each other’s pockets long before Evandrin’s husband showed up, and they still keep sitting in each other’s laps at parties. And Coramar keeps threatening to become Coramar-Seelie but that wedding’s been in the planning stages for years, and in the meantime her fiancé continues to be an automatic flirt. And Laerryn and Patia are whispery wizard besties, Patia and Nydas do conspiracies together and give extravagant gifts, Nydas and Zerxus once had an arm wrestling match at a gala, and Loquatius does the most glowing features on any and all of them… Cerrit is left out of some of the earlier scandalous gossip until, on one of the few occasions his wife shows up for a formal event, people notice that she perfectly bridges the gap between his gruffness and the rest of his friend groups’ cavalier curiosity and pride.

We tell stories to understand, and in some small way to make sure that someone knows. The stories matter because they happened.

Thank you to everyone at critical role for such an amazing story of hope and love ❤️

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post