Kaminari: *watching Kirishima and Bakugou flirt/fight* You know, the most important part of the bicycle is the third wheel
Midoriya & Todoroki: *in unison* Don’t you mean a tricycle?
Kaminari: *looks closely at Midoriya and Todoroki* I take it back. The most important part of a bicycle is its fifth wheel
Midoriya: …No such vehicle exists, Kaminari-kun
Todoroki: Just as no organization exists in this study session. So, if you don’t mind, Midoriya and I will be leaving
Shortly after, in the background
Bakugou: *shouting towards Kirishima* Of course I’m the best in this class, idiot! Just ask Deku and Half and- oh they’re gone
so i just saw this guy that was absolutely ripped but like 5'7" walk into a whole foods and take a single grape out of a bag and then he just ate it and left
@sqooops my good friend jamie make this post jamie is so cool and funny and tumblr
Lance: Can you ask Keith if he likes me?
Hunk: But you're married?
Lance: Yeah, but can you ask-
i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire
honestly the most annoying thing about this website is that unless you write out every single detail about your personal life everyone just likes to assume that u live a happy, pleasant, worry-free life without struggling with anything that could possibly hold you back and it’s like??? i’m not about to list everything about my mental health in extensive detail or provide y’all with medical history but it costs zero dollars to mind your own business and not assume someone’s a-okay just because it’s not listed in their fucking tumblr description
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Kiribaku redraw of my old art
what the fuck is tumblr what the fuck is american psycho lesbian she/he twenny
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