Redacted-eyes - Viscera🫀

i love tf1 orion/optimus so fucking much ygs don't even know. he's a sweetheart. he's bisexual. he's a failboy magnifique. he's getting chased out of government facilities. he gets his best friend/crush cute little stickers of his idol. he's saying "so long suckers!" and immediately falling down skylights. he's broken three laws in the past 48 hours and it'll be up to four when i'm done talking. he's bisexual. he's emoting like it's his job and the rent's due. he has dewy skin, a snatched waist and kiss-me lips. he's catching a torpedo in midair and then turning around and spin-kicking someone like a soccer ball. his boss tells him he kind of sucks and he's like yeah that tracks. he's killing government employees with chainsaws. he can't keep a jetpack to save his life. he's cognizant of the injustices of the system and committed to righting those wrongs with every shred of power he has. his ex spiraled after fumbling him so hard that it's gonna start a 4-million year war. he's bisexual.

mtmte & lost light sillies [ part 18 ]

Which massive murderbots does Buster like the most?

She loves all of them because Buster is everyone’s friend.

currently listening to hoobastank’s album ‘the reason’ on CD. i CANNOT shake the feeling that some of these sound like they could be in a sonic game

listen to the song ‘just one’ right now and tell me i’m fucking wrong. i think it’s the vocal inflections??

UPDATE. IT IS. SOME PARTS OF THAT SONG HAVE VOCAL INFLECTIONS THAT R SO DAMN SIMILAR TO THE ONES IN SONIC FRONTIERS. AUGHH

Because I grew up on TFA I kinda always love "semi-himbo" optimus instead of like the gruff older leader. Optimus is always cool no matter what tho. But anyway the gay robots are gay robots.

elita pep talk

Just a couple doodles of Satellite Soundwave 😋 I think that it would be a pretty silly idea that Soundwave smuggled Shockwave into Jetfire’s space crew 😌 Jetfire thought it was just a random possession of Soundwave’s but turns out it’s a whole scientist, who woulda known… maybe they just did all that because they were unsure if an empurata victim would’ve been socially accepted within the crew 🤔 they figured they were chill after some time but also they ended up just wanting to see how long they could last hiding Shockwave 😌 long story short I also haven’t yet made a spacecraft au design of Shockwave but I’ve had this idea in my mind for too long

this literally happened in the movie

is it true that excessive masturbation can weaken your pelvic floor muscles for vagina havers?

hi anon,

no, that generally shouldn't happen unless you like to masturbate via blunt force trauma.