Latest Posts by redacted-eyes - Page 2

And brother there's no place like home

currently listening to hoobastank’s album ‘the reason’ on CD. i CANNOT shake the feeling that some of these sound like they could be in a sonic game

listen to the song ‘just one’ right now and tell me i’m fucking wrong. i think it’s the vocal inflections??

UPDATE. IT IS. SOME PARTS OF THAT SONG HAVE VOCAL INFLECTIONS THAT R SO DAMN SIMILAR TO THE ONES IN SONIC FRONTIERS. AUGHH

Elvis have you seen my pet rock? I painted it to look like a beetle so i wouldn't lose it.

*Hiding particularly rock shaped lump in throat* No I haven't, huh-huh *nervous hip thrust*

I'm smoking on that shit that makes humans jealous of gorillas. I'm pulling bones out skeletons that came from live fucking demons and their wives are jerking off watching me do it. I'm building hitachi's God is afraid of. I haven't paid my taxes in 7 years and brother I'm about to not pay them another fucking time. Every move I Make I make in earnest and if I'm not making it in earnest then I'm making it in my wife. I get pussy like presidents get felony charges. People made a fucking fragrance out of my diarrhea the formula sold for 5 million and eventually got stolen by a fucking cat burglar. I lick the paint off the walls and I hear my house moan. I turned into a cat just so I could experience what it's like to use my penis as a deadly weapon. I gave Steve Jobs a godlike prostate massage and he invented the iPhone 69. They all call me the only tranny who can outsuck a vampire. I'm doing Van Helsing shit to her clitoris as I'm driving a stake through her father's prenup. They call me The Wizard of Oz cause I smoke 5 oz. and turn green like the Emerald City. Escape from her dad's house after breaking her meat wallet like I'm playing escape from fucking tarkov. Every time I shit it's like chernobyl's going off again with ghosts. I'm like if the sun could walk the earth on a leash getting walked down the street by some 6 ft lesbian with a 12-in cock. I'm what Zeus jerks off to in the cuck chair. I ratatouilled Lyndon B Johnson into giving a presidential speech while spanking his hummus cannon. I'm a grower like Jack and his mother fucking beanstalk. I get stares at the nude beach. I walked in on God and took over fucking his wife. I'm like a hound dog. I fart and crack a window and it violates the motherfucking Geneva convention. I'm lousy in bed but only cause i got crabs. Don't fuck with me kid

snark appreciation post because I love him so fucking much

I have so many videos and photos of him at this point I need to make more. I need a snark army i love then so much

my intellectual tma comic

Now that the bots are gone, we can also beat the shit out of this light uninterrupted

i cant stop wathcing this fucking video. heavy's dick is velcro. is not that bad.

*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

it's really such an experience to go from "oh this is really cool wow" to "aw man i like this so much i need to eat glass about it" i cant even pinpoint when it happened

Transformers one: A summary

Ordinary fauna of cars world

waiting in their quarters

all done:) experimenting with my style more, especially lineart.

Prowl's home

genuinely in tears over this fucking video

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

its fine its cool have a jmart kiss

<3

also as a gif for all your needs

orion's one day on Nemesis

booby trap that actually traps boobies

They’re so silly. I love them

mtmte & lost light sillies [ part 18 ]

Just a couple doodles of Satellite Soundwave 😋 I think that it would be a pretty silly idea that Soundwave smuggled Shockwave into Jetfire’s space crew 😌 Jetfire thought it was just a random possession of Soundwave’s but turns out it’s a whole scientist, who woulda known… maybe they just did all that because they were unsure if an empurata victim would’ve been socially accepted within the crew 🤔 they figured they were chill after some time but also they ended up just wanting to see how long they could last hiding Shockwave 😌 long story short I also haven’t yet made a spacecraft au design of Shockwave but I’ve had this idea in my mind for too long

not local flamingo dances on sacred pole and breaks it

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

do you like transformers: animated? here’s my collection of all episodes, shorts, allspark almanacs, tie-in comics, and manga for TFA archived and available for download!