(written in first person so it's easier to copy and paste)
âźşâ â đâ my beauty surpasses all beauty standards because it stands out in a way that makes superficial standards look less appealing
âźşâ â đâ My beauty isnât just visualâitâs an experience. The way I move, the way light touches my skin, the way my expressions shift it's all uniquely me
âźşâ â đâ my features are hard to attain/replicate, only I possess such beauty and no amount of surgery can ever imitate what only I possess
âźşâ â đâ i make beauty standards look stupid (optional but this is mostly for toxic beauty standards)
âźşâ â đâ my beauty is not tiring because it is so unique and otherworldly that people struggle not to look at me, a face that they've never seen before
âźşâ â đâ my beauty is hard to comprehend, its complexity makes people want to get to know me & truly understand my soul
âźşâ â đâ I make conventional beauty look basic because my beauty goes beyond superficial human-made conformity
âźşâ â đâ my beauty looks like it was carefully crafted by higher powers, i look more than just any average human
âźşâ â đ I have the type of face that makes a painter inspired, the kind of beauty that makes a poet want to write
âźşâ â đ I cannot be put in a box, no 'fox beauty' or 'bunny beauty' can describe my versatile individuality
âźşâ â đ my soul reflects my beauty in many ways, my kindness reflects in my eyes and the love in my heart seeps out into my skin, my beauty is a reflection of what is inside me
for all my curly girls .á (coily hair types safe)
Perfectly defined curls/coilsâno frizz unless you want it.
Self-moisturizing & damage-proofâhair never gets dry, brittle, or damaged.
No tangling, matting, or knotsâever. You can run your fingers through it effortlessly.
Indestructible hairâno breakage, split ends, or heat damage.
Instant curl recoveryâstretched or straightened curls/coils bounce back immediately.
Super-fast growthâhair grows quickly & always stays thick, voluminous, and healthy.
Naturally scentedâhair always smells amazing (vanilla, coconut, honey, or any scent you choose).
Magically enhanced scalp healthâno dandruff, itchiness, or irritation.
Shrinkage controlâyou can stretch your curls/coils at will without losing definition.
Infinite hydration modeâhair retains the perfect amount of moisture effortlessly.
Customizable curl patternsâchange your curl/coil size, tightness, or shape just by thinking about it.
Perfect porosityâhair absorbs products instantly with no buildup.
Built-in heat protectionâstraightening never damages hair and can revert instantly with water (unless you donât want it to).
No wash day neededâhair stays fresh, clean, and moisturized automatically.
Instant dryingâhair air-dries or diffuses in seconds while keeping hydration and definition.
Protective styles last as long as you want themâtwists, braids, and locs never frizz or unravel.
Humidity-proof hairâno frizz or dryness no matter the weather.
Gel never gets crunchyâgels & mousses make your hair hold definition while keeping your hair soft and bouncy and not stiff or hard/crunchy.
No âbad hair daysââhair always looks effortlessly styled, even after waking up.
Flawless overnight stylingâtwist-outs, braid-outs, and pineappling always come out perfect.
Hair shapes itself overnightâno need for bonnets (unless you like them).
Grow hair on commandâhair grows overnight if you want longer hair.
Perfect length retentionâno breakage, shedding, or lost inches.
Growth controlâhair only grows when and how much you want.
Rapunzel modeâyour hair can be super long without feeling heavy.
Big Chop Resetâif you want a fresh start, your hair magically resets to a perfect short cut.
Color-changing curls/coilsâhair changes color based on your mood or with a snap of your fingers.
Living curlsâyour hair adjusts and fluffs itself whenever needed.
Magic curl revivalâif your hair gets messed up, just shake your head, and it resets perfectly.
Wind-resistant hairâyour curls stay flawless, even in a storm.
Self-detangling abilityâhair never tangles, and curls separate themselves perfectly.
Infinite length controlâswitch between short and long hair instantly.
Glow & sparkle effectâhair glows subtly in the dark or sparkles under sunlight.
Physics-defying hairâit always fluffs, lays, or moves in the most aesthetic way possible.
One reason I believed in shifting was simply because the universe is so huge. Our own galaxy is just one of billions. Like a grain of sand amongst other grains of sand on a beach.
The other reason is because I simply did not believe this reality was all life had to offer. Like this is what we get??? Capitalism, white supermacy, sexism, racism, homophobia, genocide, global warming, etc, etc... Like hell no, fuck that shit. The life of a minority is to experience horrors beyond human comprehension DAILY for LITERALLY no fucking reason and that's "just how it's supposed to be" and I will never accept that.
Does anyone else script out having to go to the bathroom? đ
đ for the awkward people (me) đ
You always know how to add yourselves into conversations naturally.
People actually listen and value what you say.
You donât get anxious around new people and wonât stammer.
No one cuts you off when you are speaking.
You will never accidentally cross boundaries.
You always know what to say and how to fill awkward silences.
You can keep up with conversations that change all the time.
Everyone around you genuinely really likes talking to you and know they can trust you with whatever they have going on.
The people you talk to are always aware if youâre being sarcastic and never take anything to heart.
You know how to put your thoughts and emotions into words.
(^) You are good with your words. (Flirting, comforting, etc)
A/N: Feels like I said âYouâ too many times..sorry for that. Posts pretty shortâŚso at least you donât have to add much into your script? đ¤
SIDENOTE: hogwarts was not the first reality I shifted to ! this is a uni reality ! there is no war ! ask any questions you want !
.âď¸ ÝË BATHROOM. Iâve genuinely never seen anyone talk about this but ( at least in my reality ) thereâs a bathroom on the Hogwarts Express and holy fuck??? On the outside it looks tiny asf but I went in there to change into my robes and itâs wayyy bigger than it looks on the outside. It works like the tents in Goblet of Fire basically. The toilets and everything look relatively new so Iâm assuming they change it every couple years just to keep in good condition.
.âď¸ ÝË MUGGLES. Have you ever wondered exactly how the muggles donât notice wizardry, or at least at the platform? In my personal experience, unless itâs magic very intentionally and obviously done in front of muggles, there will usually be a moment distraction where they donât see the magic happening. In the sense of platform nine and three quarters, thereâs usually a couple trains that arrive around the same time and blare the horn so everyone usually gets distracted by that. But a personal example of this happens when I was standing in front of the barrier getting ready to cross through the wall, a young child was watching me from afar and as soon as started walking forward, he tripped over the wheel of his mothers luggage and didnât see me go through the wall.
.âď¸ ÝË THE GREAT HALL. The candles are never ending. They donât drip. They donât melt in any way. I just had to say that cause I legit stared at them for almost an hour trying to see if it would melt. You have to talk pretty loud to be heard at the front where Dumbledore usually gives his lil speeches, which means the students who sing have lungs for DAYSSSS itâs actually so impressive. The benches are uncomfortable, not unbearable but not recommended for sitting for a long time lol. Thereâs no menu or anything, the food rlly does just appear there but thereâs always something for everybody. Some people even walk up and down the table looking for what they want.
.âď¸ ÝË OTHER SCHOOLS. I didnât stay in this reality for very long but I was always asking questions ( sorry mcgonnagall ). Ilvermorny is currently trying to admit more Native American wizards into their school but Native American wizards (as far as I know) have their own kind of magic and legit do not want anything to do with Ilvermorny. Kind of similar issue in Australia and Aboriginals Iâm pretty sure. Thereâs a lot of, like a fuck ton of wizarding schools in Africa. I know JK Rowling has like one wizarding school in Africa but geographically speaking, that never made sense to begin with and I wasnât surprised when I found out there were different/smaller wizarding schools around Africa.
.âď¸ ÝË STUDENTS. I donât know how many students are in Hogwarts but I do know that itâs never a surprise who comes to Hogwarts. The ministry genuinely keeps track of every single wizard who has children, and even hold records of wizards who have families without wizarding abilities, just in case someone pops out with it. Easiest way to think of it is that families like Ronâs are always kept track of as well as Hermioneâs, so itâs never usually a surprise when someone turns up muggleborn cause theyâre usually expecting it.
.âď¸ ÝË PROFESSORS. The professors are not as silly goofy as they are in the movies guy :( Theyâre not miserable or anything but they all just remind me of the standing emoji LMAOOO. But seriously, someone like Mcgonnagall is not as welcoming or âchillâ as she is in the movies or towards Harry. But some definitely are more chill, especially the younger ones. Slughorn is my silly king but even he has his moments.
Since this is a uni, Snape isnât as uhâŚviolent (?) as he is in the movies. Neville is a grown ass man, Snape is def not his biggest fear but Neville in general has a strong urge to prove himself and it reflects in his relationship with Snape. Snape isnât scary, he just demands lots of respect and has respect for people that have proven they are âworthyâ of it, i.e., high marks, put together, confidence, strong willed, etc.
.âď¸ ÝË DIVINATION. Did you guys know that being a witch/wizard doesnât automatically make you good at all forms of divination? I scripted Mattheo Riddle into this reality and me and him are soooo good at other forms of divination like tarot, coffee grounds, and even the the crystal ball, but Theodore Nott fucking sucksss at it. Hermione also didnât do as well in the class as I know she couldâve done, but according to Treylawney, all forms of divination require open mindedness towards something you canât understand. Someone like hermione, for example, wants to know everything all the time and doesnât beat around the bush, so tarot isnât her cup of tea because she doesnât think itâs giving her exactly what she wants.
.âď¸ ÝË HOMEWORK. Homework can either be really fun or really time consuming. Itâs just like regular homework where you recall everything you learned in class but homework isnât very common the more you move up in classes, mainly because the magic you start to do becomes more hands on rather than memorizing. This doesnât apply to Snape though. He loves homework.
.âď¸ ÝË UNIFORMS. THE ROBES ARE INSULATED. Itâs very thick, good quality fabric and keeps you real warm during the winter but during the later hot months like September, itâs not uncommon to walk around with the robes open or in your hands, but you have to wear them in your body during class, no exceptions. They absorb stains??? This is one I wasnât expecting but itâs a magical robe soâŚokay! I dropped cranberry juice on the sleeve and it just completely absorbed and it didnât stink or anything. This doesnât apply to the tie or anything else, those have to washed for sure.
.âď¸ ÝË REALITY. If you havenât shifted yet, youâll often hear people say âitâll feel natural because youâve already lived there your whole lifeâ and while that is true, itâs also not because how am I supposed to be natural walking past Robert fucking Pattinson to get to Defense Against the Dark Arts???? In my mind, heâs always been Edward from Twilight and seeing him in the hogwarts robes just made me stop in my tracks and stare. Some things come natural and some things donât but I embrace everything with open arms.
.âď¸ ÝË EXTRA. Draco is blonde as hell! Like Targaryen level blonde. I do think itâs natural tho cause Luna has the same platinum type of blonde going on. Harryâs scar is soooo much cooler in this reality, itâs thin but branches out on the side of his face and itâs much more noticeable than the one in the movie. Hermione has curly curly hair! I donât know if she straightens it in the books but I know she does in the movie, in this reality she literally just got a better curl routine. She has a ton of products and really cares for her hair and sheâs lowkey embarrassed cause itâs the one thing she considers âvain.â
Thereâs a âclubâ of sorts where a bunch of students get together and run around the castle at the crack ass of Dawn for exercise ( best believe they have NEVER seen the likes of me ). I was told there are wizards who are famous in muggle spaces, typically for music or art. The painting will warn people when the stairs are about to move lol. That whole house discrimination stuff doesnât happen as often as it does in the movies/books, most people donât actually care and Slytherins get along with Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs wellâhowever, Gryffindor does have the tendency to poke fun and Slytherins respond with dry sarcasm so sometimes itâs not a perfect fit! House discrimination was bigger in our parents age but as the years have gone by, the current gen doesnât care fr.
Thatâs all I can think of atm, thank you for reading and yes I will be doing this with other places Iâve shifted to!
Has anyone tried to shift to Homicipher? I was in sleep paralysis thinking of Mr. Crawling, I was looking at a large object in my room and his form kept taking shape, more and more. I noped the fuck outta that shift so quickly.
I'm shifting to Wizard 101 and I'm soo excited to find out what life as a wizard is like.
-I wanna have my ride or die pet bestie by my side.
- Celebrate holidays and festivals! Like Halloween and pet promenade.
-I think I'll like Life, Myth, and Storm the best but I'm also excited to figure it out when I get there.
When it comes to shifting and morality debates, I'm of two minds:
On one hand, I think the majority of the shifting morality debates are just puritism, and virtue signaling. Puriteens too focused on trying to police shifting of all things, like they can actually do anything about it. They talk about reality shifting like it's pro/anti shipping discourse and not an actual real place. Even if someone did admit to committing horrific crimes in another reality... you literally can't do anything about that. Like of all the things you can't do, trying to stop someone in another reality is probably the one thing you can't do the most. đ
On the other hand, I understand that this reality does have certain "rules" when it comes to morality.
If you told people in your DR you did things that would break the Geneva Convention here... Is it not obvious people are gonna be mad? I don't understand why anyone act surprised at people giving an obvious reaction you ADMITTING TO HORRIFIC CRIMES especially when you literally didn't have to say anything at all.
If you're a shifter, you literally don't have to tell anyone anything, and I think some shifters forget that. What goes on in your DR is between you and that DR.
And please don't misunderstand, I'm not telling people what they can and can't do (obviously, ppl are gonna do what they want!), or talk about when it comes to their DR... I just don't why would be surprised that when you admitted to committing henious acts that *everyone disliked that.*
I understand that I AM in my DR, I get it, I get it.
Now howwww do I start actually becoming aware?? How do I actually start seeing this b*tch?????? Like NEEEEOW!
I have a Game Dev Dr, where I literally created an amazing indie game on par with greats like Undertale and Stardewvalley, I can't wait to shift there.
"I haven't a clue what's going on, but I'll act like I do." Reality Shifting Account đŤ°| she/her
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