Penelope must have known that Odysseus was a little insane when she married him I mean. Like they got married and he was like haha babe wait before we have our wedding night I gotta show u something. And then he takes her like. Across the island. To the area where she first met him and he’s built a palace there! Which takes years! Wow! And she’s like omg that’s so sweet and he’s like that’s not even the best part! Look! And they go inside. And the place she’s going to fuck this man for the very first time—he has not even gotten pussy yet, this man is in pussy deficit no post-nut clarity available and it shows—is a bed CARVED OUT OF A LIVING TREE. And she’s like hey dude what’s up with that and Odysseus is like. Oh! That’s the olive tree where we first met! I turned it into a bed and then I built a palace around it. And she’s like. I can’t not fuck this little freak.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???
"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
whenever im sad i just remember that tumblr exists
Guys I’m not denying that my babygirl Kory is black coded, but even so, home girl should be having that literal gold skin that makes her look so ethereal/otherwordly.
I love it when her eyes are bright green (no visible pupils or anything like they’ve just drawn a normal eye and added the faintest lowest pigment green filter over top), and her hair is big and curly, and when her skin is a very obviously non-human colour tone of gold. She’s not supposed to look like she blends into humans, she’s always stood right out and that’s BEAUTIFUL.
I want her looking like Edward Cullen but in the other direction, where it’s gold and not silver/white sparkles! I want her saying “this is the skin of a bad bitch Dick!”
Also her hair should NOT be dead straight… maybe as an occasionally choice of style, cause it’s normal to play around with your hair and change it up. BUT GIVE US BACK HER BIG HAIR!
LET KORY BE AN ALIEN AGAIN!