Based on the AU by @nonsensology
The more Fliqpy tries to flirt, the worse he ends up getting. So it turns out that while Fliq is gnawing his elbows and suffering from wet dreams, Lumpy believes he simply doesn't like him.
But Fliqpy will learn! First, he will learn to understand his feelings, then accept them, then express them, then express them appropriately and in moderation. (It's just more fun for me to throw up problems than to demonstrate their solution, so I just designate them alphabetically ahahahahahahahahah.)
I love the fact that Lumpu was repeatedly portrayed as Santa in the show so much that I got a headcannon. Every year, at night from December 24th to December 25th, Lumpy disguises himself as Santa Claus and quietly walks around all his friends, leaving them Christmas gifts. Everyone is already used to this strange tradition and play along with the Lumpy: they do not lock the doors, remove flowers from window sills, do not heat fireplaces at night, leave milk and cookies near the Christmas tree. Perhaps they should have warned Flippy about this tradition, and then he would not have had to drink additional sedatives and repair his canopy, but they must have gotten used to it so much that they stopped considering it something unusual. Lumpy tries to support faith in the miracle with his initiative, and all his friends appreciate it. And since Lumpy gives each of them two gifts (one in the image of Santa and one openly, at a Christmas party) then they give him the same amount, expressing gratitude.
And another headcanon, which I have expressed here (although I have already done it in «Brought Up by War»). Usually Flippy and Flipqy transfer body control to each other by mutual consent, but there is one curious point. If Flippy feels fear, any danger, a threat to his life and health, control passes into the hands of Fliqpy. This is a defense mechanism that was strengthened during the war, because it was Fliq who was the best on the battlefield. It works during PTSD attacks too. Yes, I wanted to keep something from the canonical rules, I find it interesting. Previously, they were very confused because of this acquired reflex and nervously switched back, but now, when they are used to each other and to their oddities and peculiarities so much that they cannot imagine themselves without them, the exchange of control seems to them a completely natural and simple element of their life, and they do not even find it necessary to comment on it even when it happens unconsciously. Perhaps, over time, this disturbing habit will weaken, as their calmness will strengthen.
Definitely the kinda woman who'd carry a donkey on her shoulders. Or bull riding, maybe.
Or... would the bugsnax equivalent be 'bunger-riding'?🤔
I think Wambus also deserves a cool Grandma
Hello, a question about Timmy when he was yung. How did Bodie find him? I know he found him in the swamp, but was he just wondering alone or was he being chased? Also, you mentioned he kame from Queensgarden? I think... Where is that? And where is the swamp in comparison?
Well...
NOOOO THE TEAAAA😭
When there's no tea on this island...
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WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT LADIES, GENTS AND JELLYBEANS
gator boys meme shit posting
comically serious dog man isnt real he cant hurt you! comically seirous dog man:
idiot x nerd except the nerd is also an idiot-enabler <3
These 2 would be BEST friends
Who's your favourite little conspiracy theorist? It's SIONA! From @latgbg!
For the amazing @starteas!