“which Regulus Would Win In A Fight??” Probably Only The Brave But I Think It’s Important To Note

They are regulily variant to me

I love how as soon we saw ao3 went down, we all crowded to tumblr

get food, barely eat / every bite just kept me glued to my seat / i worried, even cried / how'd it feel to take the light from my life?

They cannot just end an episode like that!!!!

I am like 30 seconds into the new Arcane act and I kinda wanna jump off a building. Like brother, Jinx having a lock of Violet in her hair!!!

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...

Reading fanfiction and listening to Chappell Roan because arson is a crime

Okay, so let me see if I understand correctly:

Boys wanting to write poetry is a metaphor for boys wanting the freedom to make out in the back of old bookstores and to wear lipstick while reciting Shakespearean sonnets without having to hear the constant disapproval of others

Men running away to become pirates is a metaphor for men running away from the safe, heteronormative lives society forced them into in order to start a more genuine, albeit more dangerous, life for themselves

Nerdy teens fighting monsters together is a metaphor for teens who were once outcasted by their community for being different helping each other to confront their trauma and to become the heroes of their own stories

And women playing baseball is a metaphor for women reclaiming their femininity after spending most of their lives being told they’re “not real girls” because they don’t fit the mold the patriarchy wants them to fit into

But ultimately all of them are just metaphors for a friend group being gayer than the fucking fourth of July

BONUS:

Happy birthday to me, my bestie, and our husband Tom Blyth!!!!❤️🎉👑🎊

Yall are asking “what is the meaning of life” or “is there really a god?” When we should be asking “does james potter have a praise kink or a degradation kink?”