“I- uh, what?”
Astrid was standing at the edge of the door, looking at the clusterfuck of a mess.
Hiccup and Jack, both wide eyed, stared back at her. Jack pinned against the wall, his hands wrapped around the viking heir’s neck. One of Hiccup’s hand next to Jack’s head, the other holding the spirit’s waist.
Both flushed, silently held eye contact with the shield-maiden.
She crossed her arms, “Okay, break it up you guys. This is important.”
Jack and Hiccup awkwardly pulled apart, Hiccup sat on his chair while Jack chose to sit on the table.
Astrid cleared her throat, “Okay, how long?”
“Um,”
A beat passed between them. The boys refused to look at each other.
“A week?”
“A month?”
Another awkward silence fell upon the group. Astrid stared at the pair, eyebrow raised.
Hiccup and Jack sneaked a glance at each other but immediately looked away.
She sighed. “Okay, let’s try again. But this time, without the lying.”
Currently there is a scammer posing as either a person in Palestine, having a family in Palestine, or is an orphan/an orphan with kids in Palestine. I have another post where I’ve been documenting this scammer but I’m redoing it here since recent updates are hard to be seen. Every account that will be listed here are scammers. Please make sure that if you see this as a reblogged post, please check the original to see if it’s been updated since. This scammer will send you hate asks if you call them out and they have been doing this since the start of February. Here is my original post.
The most common thing is that their blog is usually only a week old at best and commonly is taking their posts from a real fundraiser (post showing proof). Please do not give money to this scammer. Please note that they send asks to anyone who interacts with trending posts or tags and will promise to you that they’re legitimate but will refuse to answer any questions to prove they’re legit. If they do happen to send you a DM, please see if they’ll give you a direct link to their PayPal-me which would make it easy to figure out which country they’re actually located in.
As of 3/15/2024, these are the currently active accounts:
alihassann | abbaskarim | hilkana
Please keep in mind all their info is generally stolen off a real Palestine fundraiser and a quick Google search of the text should lead you to the general location of it. Also please alert anyone who’s shared any of their posts and inform them of the scam by linking them to my posts.
Below is a growing list of fake names used across the accounts:
Nour Samar | maryline lucy | Fred Odhiambo | Jeff Owino | Valentine Nakuti | Conslata Obwanga | JACINTA SITATI | David Okoth | Martín Mutugi | Daudi Likuyani | William Ngonyo | Fred Agy | George Ochieng | BONFACE ODHIAMBO | Sila Keli | John Chacha | benson komen | Alvin Omondi | Jacinta Sitati | Daudi Likuyani | Noah Keter
Bothering the beast
Due to being immersed in the Lazarus Pits, Jason possesses some magical abilities. *Magic Negation - Jason was taught a powerful, arcane martial arts strike by Talia al Ghul that only a force of true good is capable of delivering. This technique was created by Ducra, as a way to strip away the powers of the Untitled. *Summoning - Jason possesses the unique ability to summon the All-Blades - A pair of mystical blades manifested from Jason's own soul, designed to kill magic-based threats. The blades can only be summoned in the presence of true evil. Jason has even shown the ability to summon dozens of All-Blades at once.
Deception - According to Batman, Jason is a skilled liar
Jason ran the Iceberg Lounge for a short time. He was called "The Prince of Gotham".
Jason is able to hack into LexCorp computers in less than five minutes.
He has Genius Level Intellect
He can vomit on command
Jason was taught by Batman to pick locks in his second week of training.
Jason is a master martial artist, having received training from many of the world's most skilled fighters, including Batman, Nightwing, Bronze Tiger, Lady Shiva and the All-Caste.
He was considered the All-Caste's most successful pupil, earning him respect and secrets only he has been able to unlock. Even Damian, who doesn't have a very high opinion of Jason, considers his older brother to be one of the greatest fighters to have ever lived. As part of his Robin training, Bruce taught Jason a technique called "language of combat," wherein he can communicate with others while fighting. Jason is skilled enough to beat a weakened Deathstroke, and even Ra's in combat. Jason admits that whenever he fought Batman, he always held back due to their relationship.
Dim Mak - Jason is skilled in this ancient form of martial arts where you strike vital points of the opponent's body causing paralysis, intense and prolonged pain or death. He was taught a specific nerve strike technique by Lady Shiva, that allows him to instantly paralyze an opponent. Other martial arts he knows are Eskrima, Kung Fu, Muay Thai, Tae Kwon Do and Wing Chun.
Jason is Multilingual. (his Portuguese has gotten rusty over the years)
Jason is knowledgeable on various mystical concepts, due to his training with the All-Caste.
Through intense training, Jason has trained his body to the natural pinnacle of human physical prowess. His physical attributes roughly exceeded that of an Olympic level athlete. His strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes and coordination are at peak human perfection. He has displayed on multiple occasions that he is quick enough to dodge point-blank gunfire.
Jason is highly skilled with most weapons, though he usually favors using his dual handguns. He is skilled in knife-fighting, and can use virtually any common object as an improvised weapon, such as baseball bats, chains, a crowbar, and even a flag pole.
Jason is a highly skilled marksman. Unlike most of the Batman Family, Red Hood is one of few who has no problems with the use of firearms.
Due to his training over the years, Jason is a master swordsman.
He has even been able to keep up with the likes of Ra's in a sword dual, and even disarm him.
Jason Todd has a confirmed kill count of 83
Jason spent time in Arkham Asylum, where he had therapy sessions with Dr. Quinzel. Though when this happened exactly is unknown.
Jason kept the tire he originally stole from the Batmobile.
Jason's blood type is O-
Jason (and in addition the Outlaws; Artemis and Bizarro) was drafted on to Amanda Waller's Suicide Squad after getting arrested by Batwoman and the Gotham Knights.
Jason earned Talia's respect and managed to impress her further by perfectly performing a fighting move invented by the All-Caste that even she couldn't master. (this was back in "Zero Year".)
Jason broke out of Supergirl's grip twice (the first time she wasn't expecting it, yet the second time she was prepared, yet he still got out of her grip) with her stating "I thought you were normal like Batman... no "normal" human is strong enough to do that". He also snuck away from her despite her having super hearing.
He once tossed Bane with a leg grapple. Bane is estimated to weigh around 250 - 350 pounds.
Jason has an open invitation to join the League of Assassins at any time.
Jason once broke off the neck and arm of a large Talon. Note that Jason was the only one to beat a Talon on his own at this time, while Damian defeated one with two others and Tim was stilling fighting his.
Lex gave total custody of Bizarro to Jason and Artemis. (Image here x)
After being apprehended by the authorities, Jason passed all psych evaluations at Arkham Asylum and was then transferred to a Gotham prison. Upon his arrival though, suicide rates spiked within the prison. The result of pure fear on the inmates part. As Rorschach once said “ I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me ” and I can't think of anything that would better describe this situation.
Jason has a punch taught by the All-Caste that removes someones power and immortality. He once used this punch on Ra's.
According to Tim Drake of the future, after being killed by the Joker, one of Jason's bones was never set right, which caused a growing and devastating bone spur in his hip joint.
It's been said that during his time as Robin, Jason was an occasional smoker.
Jason Todd is one of the only in-cannon characters to ever be able to sneak up on Deathstroke and match him in combat.
EDIT (5/6/22): This kinda adds on to the other points on Jason's strength.
He's strong enough to break through a submarine hull with a single punch
Effortlessly lift a man over his head with one hand and throw him several meters through an airplane window.
Casually kick an airplane door off the hinges while it's flying.
Sent Deathstroke flying with a kick. (i'll get never over the fact their was a mouth on his helmet :/)
Break the neck and arm of a superhuman Talon.
Throw an alien with one hand.
Flip Susie Sue on her head (she weighs over 600 lbs).
Hold the roof of a collapsed building.
Support the weight of a enormous cruise missile for an extended period of time.
Cut a dinosaur's head off with one slice.
Overpowered a large group of Venom-users
Struck Lobo to the floor
He can apply practically superhuman force in his physical attacks to match Meta-human super-soldiers like Ravager (who easily has the strength of 10 men, possibly a dozen or more).
nowhere else
I had a vision brewing
and it brewed
vash: *trips on air*
wolfwood: ha, watch where you're going, idiot
also wolfwood, punching and kicking the air after vash exited the room: what the fuck is your problem, huh?? hasn't he been through enough???
Well, if it wasn't before, it IS now. High chance it's just coincidence cuz, infinity stones were created around the time of creation of celestials. That old. But I'm just saying, it's a damn good coincidence🤷. My mind thinks what it thinks.
Had no idea platypodes had UV light reflecting fur!! What neat lil critters :>
Karma comes home one day to find his parents there. Unannounced as usual, back from traveling who the hell knows where. They play friendly and offer to take him out for seafood but he merely stares at them blankly. They harass him into going and only win because his grandparents are going to be there, he doesn't bother to keep track anymore.
Karma's grandparents are going to be in town tonight so Mr and Mrs Absentee play friendly and his father invites him along to have dinner with them all at this fancy new seafood place. Karma merely stares at him blankly.
They pick at him until he agrees to go and seemingly only because his grandparents are going to be there.
Karma's dad, being an ass, orders for the whole table and Karma waits until the opportune moment to drop a deafening 'oh btw I'm still deathly allergic to shellfish if anyone's wondering 😊' bomb in the middle of dinner after listening to his father order him the fucking crab and AFTER HE TOOK A NICE BIG FUCKING BITE THE PSYCHO.
Karma merely smiles innocently while his father argues with his mother that he didn't absolutely didn't forget his own son had a practically lethal allergy to shellfish and that he was just playing a joke and he never thought Karma would actually eat it.
Meanwhile Karma's ancient ass grandparents are panicking and tryna figure out how to work their phones to call for an ambulance
In a less homosexual world Karma most likely watches as things fall into a panicked frenzy and someone finally manages to call for an ambulance. However, in my fun little gay brain space Gakushuu was also at this restaurant with his mother at a table nearby and steps in because the Akabane family clearly does not have their collective shit together.
Karma greets him all causally despite his throat really started to itch at this point, because honestly this is all very funny to him.
At the hospital Karma's parents flit around him all nervous and shit as if they actually care but he clearly wants none of it and Gakushuu dead ass sends them home for the night. Politely, of course. Karma nearly proposes on the spot.
Gakushuu is all like 'so...you're parents are delightful' and Karma's all 'lol as if you didn't know I had some kinda fucked up home life. I mean. Come on. Think about everything I've ever done and try an tell me that's how a well adjusted person behaves'.
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