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Had no idea platypodes had UV light reflecting fur!! What neat lil critters :>

bruce: you know jason, i know we haven’t had the best relationship but you can tell me anything

jason: is this about the body? i didnt even do the murder i just helped hide it

bruce: what

bruce: no, im talking about your crush

jason: what

bruce: the love of your life

jason: oh you mean eddie

bruce: bloomberg? your old pen pal?

jason: yeah my best friend

bruce: i–no jason i mean. i heard rumors–

jason: oh is this about me and kyle

bruce: KYLE RAYNER?

jason: yeah but it only counts in space

bruce: what

jason: our marriage

bruce: MARRIAGE

jason: yeah lol it was on accident but connor thinks its hilarious and karma for kyle forgetting their anniversary

bruce: wait so youre dating connor too? connor hawke?

jason: what

bruce: ok no connor. but i have a son in law?

jason: pls say that to kyle. every time he’s reminded he dies a little inside and i become more powerful

jason: but yeah, on earth it’s eddie

bruce: YOUR OLD PEN PAL?

jason: it was an accident too but he already calls me his wife so

bruce: wait, so are you in love with kyle or eddie?

jason: EW. neither. also, eddie’s with rose

bruce: rose is the one i heard you were with!

jason: no

bruce: oh.

jason: she also calls me her wife tho

bruce: i need to lie down

Terry understands if you feel sad

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there will never be another one like you and I MEAN IT. happy birthday king 👑

Hiccup is Demisexual,

Jack is Trans and Pansexual,

I rest my case.

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

ik I don't talk about fnaf much on this blog but the parallels between michael and cassie are driving me insane I NEED to talk about it. foxy and roxy being their respective favorites. the direct connection to helpy. but even beyond the surface level similarities, it's just. they were both dragging themselves through this horrible maze of death with the ultimate goal of saving someone they love.

their lives up until that point have been, admittedly, not great. and suddenly, someone that was declared missing/dead some time ago is quietly calling out to them, trapped deep below the surface. this individual (whether it be "elizabeth" or "gregory") is one of the only people they have- so of course, of course they answer. of course they'll help.

they venture forward with little regard for their own safety, being attacked by characters they recognize, animatronics their father worked with, all for this person. they do everything they're told. they do it all right. and all too late, they realize that it isn't them, not really. they are betrayed. they are (presumably, in cassie's case,) killed. and something horribly, horribly dangerous is released. their lives are nothing but collateral damage in a story they never wanted to be involved in.

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