Regular0side-hoe06 - Excuse You, I’m The Family Dissappointment

Damian Wayne: So, that was plan B?

Jason Todd: No, no, that’s plan M.

Tim Drake: Don’t I die in plan M?

Jason Todd: Yeah, usually.

Tim Drake: What do you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?

Jason Todd: Plans C, F, and M through Q.

Tim Drake: Hold up, see, that’s a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Damian die in?

Jason Todd: None. And [pointing to Dick Grayson] none. And [pointing to Duke Thomas] … Nnehh. Now there is a plan where she [points to Cassandra Cain] comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to her mouth-

Stephanie Brown: [to Cassandra Cain] Ooh! You’d look so cool with a scar!

Duke Thomas: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let’s- Let’s rewind- You skipped past me! You skipped past me.

Jason Todd: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it’s evolving.

Duke Thomas: Okay, that’s creepy. Don’t you think that’s creepy? He’s planning my death.

"Bush lied about Iraq, Biden lies about Palestine"

Sticker spotted in New York

Time for Aus :D

(Poster/ desings are not final)

Details:

Eclipse:

Takes place after crystallized, the ninja have recovered their powers and got back to the status quo.

Rumors start spreading on the Internet that Kai is actually useless because he's never defeated a supervillain on his own. Kai gets insecure about his worth to the rest of the team, acting more and more rashly out of the need to prove himself. However, everyone else thinks he's overreacting for attention, so in a mission with Lloyd and Nya, after trying too hard and messing up, they snap at him, thinking he just wants to regain his popularity disregarding people's safety.

Much later, Kai is injured on a solo mission and is saved by a mysterious woman (the villain) who secretly aims to manipulate him to turn against the ninja and Ninjago as a whole, taking advantage on his past hardships as a child and his current mixed feelings towards them. She uses dark magic (sort of like Clause) to take and amplify what little is left of the corruption from Chen's elements staff into a mask, to slowly make his own thoughts turn against them all, eroding him from inside out.

At first she convinces him to become a kind of vigilante, killing criminals who might have used him in the past under said mask as Akatora ("Red Tiger"), steadily growing more corrupted.

Once the ninja discover Akatora's true identity, they believe he's being forced to betray them and try to "save" him, which only angers Kai further for not realizing how badly they've treated him.

But when they realize that they're at fault, the team splits in two: Cole, Jay and Pixal can't see a way of saving Kai on time before he self-destructs and takes the entire city down with him; while Lloyd, Nya and Zane try to get him back at all costs.

At first, the villain didn't care which elemental master to use to get the ninja to destroy the city. But upon finding out more about Kai's past, she decides the Ninja are no good for him and wants to "save" him, to get him out of that toxic environment. She even confronts them more than once after taking him under her wing. However, later on she changes her mind...

I have many more details but this is all I'll say for now. I want to make it a realistic and morally grey season where neither the ninja nor Kai are the villain, because the ninja do love Kai, they just have to show it. Also Kai's corruption is going to be slow where you don't really know how of it is Kai's true intentions.

On the road:

This AU is set years after Kai and Nya's parent's disappearence. Despite still living at the blacksmith off Kai's odd jobs, the siblings are fairly neglected by the townspeople of Ignacia. After getting seriously beat up in a fight with some kids who had been passive-agressively bullying Kai for years, they go a little too far by almost killing him and threatening to do the same to Nya. Kai is forced to abandon the hope of their parents ever returning and leaves for Ninjago City with Nya, hoping for a better life.

After travelling for a while they stumble across Ronin. They somehow convince him to take them in for a while in his rudimentary shed and to teach Kai how to hunt and be more self-sufficient for the journey. In the meantime, Nya shows off her handiwork, making toys off scraps for Ronin to sell as thanks. When they decide to part ways, Ronin gives them a map, setting them on the right direction (he's no babysitter, but hey, he actually cared).

Days later, Nya finds a hungry and weary Lloyd along the way, lost after escaping Darkleys and looking for his uncle Wu. After some convincing from Nya, they agree to take him in and start travelling together, eventually bonding and becoming a found family.

The Au is mostly about their (fun) little adventures and Kai being an overstressed mom trying to keep their younger siblings alive and relatively out of trouble (but don't worry, he's actually enjoying it).

In the end, after having taken their shot in Ninjago, they find Wu and are taken in at the monastery. Yes, Wu is actually a good uncle here. They deserve it. Especially Kai.

Kai is 13, Nya 11 and Lloyd 9 (older than canon, no tomorrow's tea)

Feel free to ask any questions about the aus.

Happy Birthday Technoblade. You saved my life, you are forever my hero. Thank you for all those years of happiness and joy. We will pass on your journey and memories. You have touched billions, we love you. You were so important to us. I wish you best of luck in taking on the Kingdom of God. You will forever live in our hearts and will never be forgotten…

Thank you for everything, Techno.

Rest in power and peace.

Technoblade never dies…

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how i imagine peter parker explaining his backstory to the bats goes:

My entire dashboard right now

Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

No Flaw in My Code

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Hiccup is Demisexual,

Jack is Trans and Pansexual,

I rest my case.

sir if he's your rival and you hate him with every inch of your body and you desire for him to experience the ultimate demise but would without a doubt jump in front and catch an incoming bullet for him to save his life and in return trust him with yours...that's not rivalry anymore sir i regret to inform you that's something else