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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

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Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks

bruce: you know jason, i know we haven’t had the best relationship but you can tell me anything

jason: is this about the body? i didnt even do the murder i just helped hide it

bruce: what

bruce: no, im talking about your crush

jason: what

bruce: the love of your life

jason: oh you mean eddie

bruce: bloomberg? your old pen pal?

jason: yeah my best friend

bruce: i–no jason i mean. i heard rumors–

jason: oh is this about me and kyle

bruce: KYLE RAYNER?

jason: yeah but it only counts in space

bruce: what

jason: our marriage

bruce: MARRIAGE

jason: yeah lol it was on accident but connor thinks its hilarious and karma for kyle forgetting their anniversary

bruce: wait so youre dating connor too? connor hawke?

jason: what

bruce: ok no connor. but i have a son in law?

jason: pls say that to kyle. every time he’s reminded he dies a little inside and i become more powerful

jason: but yeah, on earth it’s eddie

bruce: YOUR OLD PEN PAL?

jason: it was an accident too but he already calls me his wife so

bruce: wait, so are you in love with kyle or eddie?

jason: EW. neither. also, eddie’s with rose

bruce: rose is the one i heard you were with!

jason: no

bruce: oh.

jason: she also calls me her wife tho

bruce: i need to lie down

while after episode three trigun stampede loses the narrative sillies, it never lets go of the physical comedy. case in point, noted genocidal terrorist millions knives crashing through a window facefirst and starfished because he’s too pissed at his little shit brother to think straight

This is mesmerizing

They are surviving

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