Goodnight Everyone (:

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Thank you for the meal 🙏

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IDK how this AU works but whatever. WW discovers bluetooth i guess.

“Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

rest well, technoblade

Technodad asked us to make tributes for his 25th yesterday. It's not much, but if you're still going through it, I hope this helps.

Take me through the mist and stumps And waters that are still unknown Under guiding starlit sky We will learn how to say goodbye

My entire dashboard right now

Everyone has their own idea about Alastor tasting the golden blood from Lucifer and being so yummy he drinks it all the time, but I propose the following: Angelic blood does taste different than sinner's blood, but does it according to the personality and role of each angel. An angel who was only a exterminator like Vaggie would be less powerful than Adam, who was placed above her, and his blood would taste less powerful than Lucifer or any other born angel. But also each blood has elements from the angel it comes from. In the case of Vaggie it would be somewhat spicy one, a delicate warm that creeps you up from the back of your throat as it goes down and stay on your mouth after you're done. A flavor that is not that intense, but demands to be felt. Adam straight up tastes like buffalo chicken wings. Don't ask me how or why, he just does. Lucifer in the other hand, not only is a stronger flavor, but a sweeter one. Like hot cocoa in fucking stereoids in the coldest winter after you walked how many miles for it. It makes you feel comforted, safe and loved like only the best hug in the world can do. And Alastor fucking hates it and can't stop seeking it either because it always reminds him to the hugs of his mom. Like, imagine Alastor biting down (with consent) thinking it's going to be yummy yummy, literal forbidden juice, and Lucifer is shocked when the Radio Demon starts crying, still smiling, just as confused as Lucifer because he hasn't felt like that in so long ago he forgot that he could.

none of us expected much from the icj and all of us know israel would never abide by international law even if the ruling was more decisive anyway but really it's so fucking aggravating that these motherfuckers just said "we can't say it's a genocide, but israel has committed several acts that fall under article 2 of the genocide convention, with overwhelming evidence of genocidal intent which we have READ ALOUD IN THIS RULING but yeah let's wait a month from now and see what israel's report is like hopefully they've stopped slaughtering people to extinction or exile by then🤗🥰" and if they don't, which they definitely won't? would it be considered a genocide a month from now, after israel prove to us for the millionth time how little of consequence international law is to them? will you finally say it's a genocide when another couple thousand palestinian children starve to death or get obliterated by airstrikes? if so, what gives? what changed? the genocidal acts, the genocidal intent was there from the beginning and you said it with your own tongues