there is no greater bond than that of a criminally insane homosexual and the target of their affection
Hannibal saying “nice to meat you” but no one can tell
"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly
the entire plot of Hannibal is literally that two gays matched each others freak a little too hard and ascended from humanity itself and started eating people
Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life
Reid: C’mon Aaronnnn
Hotch: Spencer.. I am not letting you wear a shirt that says Daddy’s Boy to my mother’s house.
Reid: But Da—
Hotch: SPENCER
thinking about hotchreid coffee dates... spencer playfully kicking hotch under the table... converses knocking against sleek dress shoes... hotch ordering himself a black coffee and a pastry for spencer... spencer ranting about the research paper he’s working on between bites of cake while hotch just smiles... hotch not telling spencer that his face is covered in powdered sugar until spencer notices and they both burst into laughter... yeah...
Shipping isn't trying to explain why a relationship is actually canon. It's not even trying to explain why it should or could be canon. Shipping is saying "wouldn't it be funny if these two fucked" and everyone needs to remember that.
hotchreid in my head