It Was So Sexy And Mentally Ill Of Hotchreids To Turn “I Choose Aaron Hotchner” (aka Spencer Literally

Hannibal: Llamas with Hats AU

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that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.

if spencer reid is straight then why converse shoes . why peace signs and bad posture and sweater vests and limp wrist and skinny ties and caffeine addiction and mismatched socks and sexual tension with derek morgan . you can’t just do all that to a former gifted kid with mommy and daddy issues and then have the nerve to call him “straight” cbs answer for your crimes 

if a ship doesn't make you want to kill yourself then it's not good enough

Me and my faggot music

Unsub: I'm going to kill him!

Spencer: Not again 🙄

Yes, Hannibal is a romantic but he most definitely was annoyed about the finger print stains that Will left on his glass.

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that