He’s Spencer's Goth Gf Sorry I Don't Make The Rules

WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

sometimes I wish I was raised catholic so bastardizing the aesthetic would be even sexier. and other normal thoughts.

Hannibal saying “nice to meat you” but no one can tell

you’ll never run out of things to explore. bet you haven’t seen all the emojis 🪕 look at her

apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that