Oh No Tattoo For Me Thanks. Can You Just Hurt Me Instead

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

hannibal the cannibal: i am going to hannibal the cannibal you

tubi ad: the trolls are having a whimsical dance contest! insurance

if hannigram ever got married they say "till death do us apart" in their vows and then hannibal would giggle a little

Unsub: I'm going to kill him!

Spencer: Not again 🙄

good grief!!!!!!!!!!!

if they'd met earlier in their careers. (inspired by that one edit of will in a patrol officer's uniform)