Blair Witch Project True Ending

drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!! 

It's zine festival time!

I dunno....I don't really have anything deep to say about the medium of audio drama. I'm sure I could write something if I had more than a month, but everyone else working in this space is far more articulate and, frankly, a lot smarter than I am. I just felt like brightening everyone's day with some pretty alien flowers.

thank you to @boombox-fuckboy for organising this event!

I'll put the printable version of this zine up on the Kingmaker patreon, where it'll be free for everyone the rest of the month.

Im crying guys. Im crying tears of joy. And of nuclear liquid. Because my energy is nuclear and I am standing on cloud 10 (which is even better than cloud 9). KILLJAM...... IS OUT!!!!!!!! THIS SHOW HAS BEEN (AND STILL IS).... SO SO SO SPECIAL TO ME & so many others. It is a labor of love of 2+ yrs; I cant stress it enough. I have made so many friendships thru it that are so treasured & incredible and span beyond the show itself. Holy fuck. Thank u endlessly to the cast & crew who made this possible & to anyone giving it a listen, it is appreciated more than u know. IM KILLJAMMIN OUT, I cannot wait for u all to see what's in store. Genuinely one of the coolest fucking stories Ive had the honor of pitching in to tell/help out with behind the scenes

I am so insanely thrilled right now I feel like I could eat 100000 thousand jars of peanutbutter and then explode the jars with my fucking mind. AAAUGHMY GOD I FUCKING... LOVE.... KILLJAM. I HOPE U ALL ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS WE HAVE IN MAKING IT REAL. ITS... SO SPECIAL TO ME. ITS MY FAVORITE PROJECT EVER!!!!

I AM TICKLED (BELLAMY) PINK 🧑‍🦰🦾💥

JAM 01 - “HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY! - PART 1” IS NOW LIVE ON SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE, AND PODBEAN!

Meet Faustina Fetamine, worldwide superstar and champion of the deadliest sport on earth: KILLJAM, where super-powered female fighters battle for fame, riches, and glory. But one bad choice might be all it takes to end Faustina’s winning streak…

FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 🩵

(Apple Podcasts to be added soon!)

Plush based on Nerds candy in blue, red, green, purple.

Faustina

no context KILLJAM XXX spoiler

THE ENTIRE KILLJAM XXX SOUNDTRACK IS ON SPOTIFY!

New songs are added every time a new episode comes out, so if you love the music that scores Faustina’s endless fight for survival, add this to your rotation, Fetamites!

telesphore winterlich and eisen iyer are so deeply, irrevocably in love with each other and it bleeds into every interaction they have but in the funniest most antagonistic ways possible

I feel dumb for having to ask to be sure, but is Bellamy transmasc? :0 I read the scene with Ramrod as him being deadnamed and wasn’t sure if I was overthinking or not XP

No such thing as dumb questions!! 😃

But yes, Bellamy is transmasc!

However, he’s not being deadnamed in that scene, Hex is just a nickname he hates for reasons you’ll discover in the next few eps…

Thank you so much for listening! We love hearing from our audience 🩵

Crawls out of my grave.... ⚰️ HELLO. Have u listened to Killjam EP3 YET!?? NO!!??? Well I curse you. I curse you for not just THREE years... but THIRTY years.... & the only way to break that curse is to listen to EP3... A status quo shift... an immersive intense, scary cityscape (do you like my alliteration).... a nutty nun with a machine gun (DO YOU LIKE MY RHYME).... All can be yours.... if u listen.... 👼 PRAISE BE!!!!

JAM 03 - BAD HABITS DIE HARD! - is NOW LIVE on SPOTIFY, APPLE PODCASTS, YOUTUBE, AND PODBEAN!

Alone in the wild megacity of San Malvado, Faustina contends with tabloid vultures, vengeful ex-fans, a lack of money or shelter, and the attention of a killer cyborg nun.

This Outlaw thing might be harder than she thought…

FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙

Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fuckin’ Fetamine, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, Tiana Camacho as Mara Nacht, @doctorloup as Rig, Chelsea Rebecca as Mother Hysteria, Gus Zagarella as Randy Macaque, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, and small cameos from: @reignoftiramizu, Jonny Sims, Jason Cryer, Jenna Rose, Roscoe Braman, Link Stewart, Rob O’Dwyer, and Graham Rowat.

Transcript / Content Warnings In The Show Notes!