みずと

Kaz *gesturing to jesper*: Hey Jesper, watch this.

Jesper turns around and realizes that Kaz is holding his hat.

Jesper: My hat?

Kaz *sticks his hand in the hat and pulls out Milo*: Tada

Jesper: Oh cool another magic tri-... MILO?!?

The ol' Kazzle Dazzle baby.

They gave Inej knives because she would've been too powerful with a gun. Imagine the Wraith, deadly as she is, with a gun.

Me:*is 7*

Adults:You can't be a pirate that's so ridiculous

-7 years later-

Me:*likes ships,money and booty*

Me:*fights over ships,money and booty*

Me:Fuck the system

New headcanon: Eggsy quit Marine training because his trainer abused/harassed him(Sexually? Emotionally? Tried to break Eggsy?). Then there is team mission and Eggsy runs into his ex-trainer. Everyone(Harry, Roxy,Merlin. Perceval?) being mortified about what they hear through Eggsy's glasses and feeling protective and Eggsy feeling worthless and depressed. Team bonding and restoring life sparkle into Eggsy's eyes(and maybe 5 hour Kingsman meeting on the subject of revenge on that fucker)

IF ANYONE WRITES THIS FIC I WILL GIVE THEM MY CAT

He'd look so much like his father omg (the data version atleast). Gorgeous

Khun Aguero Agnis if he had long hair

((this isn’t even a tog blog but I have no where else to put this))

10! "popular high school kid / nerd au" Dantaliam <3

AU where Dantalion tries to take William’s glasses off. (feat.lines from Pitch Perfect)

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William stops reading when a shadow looms over him and his book. He looks up and frowns when he sees Dantalion, the self-titled popular jerk, staring at him with a smug and overconfident grin, “Hey there, nerd” he greets, pushing away William’s book as he sits on top his desk, ignoring the stares and the irritating giggles of the girls in the room.

"So, when are you gonna take those dorky glasses off?" he asks, lifting William’s chin to take the glasses off. A slap was the answer he got, and he scoffs at the blush on the boy’s cheek as he retrieves his book.

Deciding to pester him more, he jumps off the table and kneels in front of William; with his chin resting atop his hands. He sneers, leaning closer as William completely ignores him. 

William adjusts his glasses, and his bangs fall over his eyes even more, making it impossible for Dantalion to take a peek. “Are you just going to bother me for the rest of the afternoon? If I were you, I’d worry over my last test score, I wouldn’t want to be spending my summer learning the same thing twice”

He hears someone snicker, and he resumes his work before he gets distracted yet again; this time, by Dantalion’s hand on his book. “So what’s your deal?” he asks tauntingly, “You one of those people who’s all dark and mysterious, then he takes of his glasses off and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, he was beautiful the whole time.”

William’s eyebrows raise, and he smiles quite sweetly, “I don’t have scary ear spikes” 

"Then you’re half way there" Dantalion replies, leaning even closer. William makes a move to stand, but is held in place by Camio; who had his hands gripping hard on his shoulders.

"Dantalion, you jerk!" William growls, struggling to get free as Dantalion resumes in taking his seat on his desk. "Don’t be so stubborn!" he laughs, reaching forward to pluck the dark-rimmed glasses off his ears.

And when he does, he sweeps away William’s long bangs and stops on his tracks when he stares straight unto emerald green eyes. His fingers play with blonde locks that framed the boy’s face almost perfectly, and he admits that he looks stunning; beautiful, especially now that his glasses are out of the way.

The bell rings, and William uses the opportunity to break free. He grabs his book, leaving his glasses on Dantalion’s hands as he desperately tries to cover his face. Dantalion stares at the spectacles, grins widely and moves out of the buzzing room.

Things are going to be different from now on.

To anyone whose read six of crows and played (or know) dnd, what classes do you think each character would be? I am interested to see what people would think.

Kevin Cecil/ Uriel Height: 182cm Favourite food: Alcohol Hated food: Intensely spicy food Strength: Gambling Weakness: Socialising patiently Wish: Win the lottery

Michael Height: 163cm Favourite food: Omelette Hated food: Apples (t/n: Lucifer’s favourite food) Strength:...

GOM + getting a bad grade

Kuroko

Kise

Aomine

Midorima

Murasakibara

Akashi

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Bonus characters !!

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Takao

Himuro

Okamura

Sakurai

Imayoshi

Kasamatsu