You Guys Thinking/talking About Language While I’m Actively Translating For My Parents In France Is

“I think Alice dyer would wear earthy colors” I say as I use every sparkly brush in my arsenal.

Starting a new crackship

for all those wondering, the Heinrich Unheimlich nursery rhyme translates to this:

THE MEG IS LITERALLY THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME BESIDES SMOKIN ACES

fritz is watching The Meg and has been keeping updated about it via snapchat videos and I have decided that I’m on the big shark’s side

im straight up “against it” and by it haha well. lets justr say. the kitchen floor

Well... that happened

ok alice's domain was very transgender of her obviously but why was sam there... samama khalid egg moments

Ah, yes. Henry Uncanny. Cousin of the prestigious Joe Spooky

Letting everyone know that free therapy IS available depending on where you are/if you qualify. I am BEGGING people to look online, just search keywords with your location till you find something. “Free income therapy (city/state)” works wonders. And don’t be afraid to reach out to local therapists offices, email them, call them, do whatever you can. Yes, therapy should be more accessible, but until that happens you have to really look for it.

Alice: I need to go to Berlin meet Mr. Spooky the parent eater

No you dont