no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself
How to pay car insurance
You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off
Day two of no tik tok: I can finally see colors, the world is beautiful. I smelled the air outside and felt the grass, I didn’t know I could be this happy.
NO I have misinterpreted the voices… they say… DO YOUR HOMEWORK DUMBASS. They are so mean to me… I’m just a complex being! I should not be bothered with trivial tasks like homework or car insurance. I should only be stirred in matters of true crisis (lesbians)
Can you imagine surviving the bloody apocalypse only for your husband to die a month later of an extremely easily-fixed-before-all-this medical emergency???
Besides which Alice clearly has also lost her parents and possibly her brother, no WONDER she's desperately holding on to the glimpse of her Sam in her nightmares, no wonder she absolutely jump at the thought of Sam just reappearing, out of nowhere-
also gwen i say that with love but you are never increasing the W the way you keep taking Ls.
when I forgive a man for exhibiting a behavior and he thinks it means I’m excusing and allowing said behavior to happen again… kms 😒😒😒
Literally my favorite sketchbook page so far
which is more yuriful: celia going into depth describing the smell and taste of alice's perfume, or gwen mentally grabbing onto the hot stove burner to force herself to directly ask alice for help?
genuinely how it feels trying not to be mean to people who leave stupid shit on my posts