Me Looking At My Phone Screen Right Before Reblogging Every Single One Of My Friend’s Posts

WHAT IM SAYINGGG LIKE

does anyone else on this webbed site know about the school for good and evil. I know the movie came okt but like. The books. The book series. Please tell me other people like it as much as I do they’re so much fun and the world is interesting and the magic system fascinates me. Please. It’s like Ever After High but cooler. And with girls kissing (unfortunately platonically)

am i imagining things or do norris/chester/augustus get more and more expressive in their tone as we go on? they're barely even robotic anymore. they sound so human. if i worked at the oiar and heard my computer sound like that i would be crying in a corner and shitting my pants

I found out that an irl is a fellow malevolent listener! Unfortunately, I hate her guts.

Oh man you guys wont believe this but-

I’m gonna listen to episode 52 of malevolent! Really hope nothing bad happens to that guy Arthur again!

can't wait to meet the new tmagp external, heinrich unheimlich, or as i like to call him,

Jon is dead in this universe and he still can't help catching strays

Has someone made this joke yet?

Google how do I stop being so sad over things I can’t control?

Google how do i tell people I’m non-binary without actually telling them?

Google how do I fix climate change?

Google how to be happy?

Google how to breathe clean air?

Google how do I take over the government?

Google how to run a secret coup?

Google who are my best allies?

Google how tf?

THE MEG IS LITERALLY THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME BESIDES SMOKIN ACES

fritz is watching The Meg and has been keeping updated about it via snapchat videos and I have decided that I’m on the big shark’s side

Bro I’ve been listening to the recent episodes like my life depends on it (pls it’s so good), if you wanna skip a few episodes you can ask me what the plot is fr

grant me the power to immediately listen to ALL OF A PODCAST all at once and retain all of the information and enjoy it please. (I want so badly to be caught up on Welcome to Night Vale but it’s soooo long and I don’t have enough hours in the day to listen to podcasts and retain information about them)