Bro Is ACTUALLY Changing Into A Mushroom (green Is An Inherently Mushroom Color)

I’m drunk making a Healthy! Magnus archives AU, so if anyone wants to see that… I would really like to share. It’s super funny because it’s basically all the same things that happen in the normal timeline but everyone is trying their hardest to communicate. But like also their personalities are almost exactly the same. The REASON it’s different is because Martin is SLIGHTLY more confident in himself and Tim is SLIGHTLY more annoying and Sasha is SLIGHTLY more self preserving, like just enough to where they are all still essentially the same characters but like an iiiitttyyyt bit different. And Elias is also way more involved in the most standoffish way possible. BUT I FORGOT YO METION it’s also a time travel au, so right after the prentiss attack they all get together (Sasha didn’t die, Rosie did, and when Elias is more active so is she, and Elias knows what tf she is and just send her in all sorts of side quests where she interacts with Jon. (I’ve always thought Rosie was such an untapped character fr so)) ANYWAYS after the prentis attack they get together and talk about everything and instead of being suspicious of the crew he and the staff decide to stay away from Elias, but keep Rosie in contact so they still have a little knight as to what goes on in Elias’s world. Jon still feels the need to keep his workers safe though and TGATS what would lead to the tunnel fiascos. BUT since this is a time travel au as well (and I should explain that when the archivist died in the main timeline he and his Martin split off into a bunch of different entities in different universes, two for each one. But in this one since Elias is so active so is Peter Lukas and Martin gets stuck in Peter’s lonely for a bit before releasing himself and joking bavk up with Jon.) and the whole thing basically revolves around the Alt!Crew talking to main!jon and being like “ok so your world is fucked up, what do we do to change ours?” And m!jon is like “fuck if I know I just wanna find Martin!”. I’ve had about two and a half cord lights so I’m essentially hood but like I can’t particularly read anything but if that sounds interesting then hmu for the drawings (ts abt to flop big time, one - two likes type beat)

Agreed 😝💯💯💯💯

god i really am just some guy. you look at all my friends and they dress in interesting clothes and do their makeup and dye their hair and im just there like

Letting everyone know that free therapy IS available depending on where you are/if you qualify. I am BEGGING people to look online, just search keywords with your location till you find something. “Free income therapy (city/state)” works wonders. And don’t be afraid to reach out to local therapists offices, email them, call them, do whatever you can. Yes, therapy should be more accessible, but until that happens you have to really look for it.

hey so if kayne was in fact observing arthur throughout this entire season then um. does that mean he heard arthur call him daddy

“Omg sam archivist???” NO NO NO NO SAM HASNT COMPELLED ANYONE TF???? DID WE LISTEN TO THE SAME EPISODE? Georgie AND sam both asked Alice questions before she told her story, BOTH OF THEM!!! And alive didn’t go on her long convoluted story because sam or Georgie asked her, she did it because the archivist was there listening and compelling, that’s literally what makes them realize the thing was there! I’m so SICK of all this “sam is the new archivist” nonesense, sam is not NEARLY bitchy or grumpy enough. Sam is a wonderful man and would never pry traumatic stories from the mouthed of victims. (No hate to Jon tho). This also makes me think that Gwen didn’t compel ink5oul, woild be fitting cause Gwen IS bitchy and grumpy enough but I really think that the archivist has been the one to compel people and mom elf the main cast (YET)

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

I tried coloring her from memory and it looks so sad and dull 😭😭😭😭

How to pay car insurance

Waiting until Alice makes a joke about shipping Chester & Norris

Waiting until Alice finds out Chester & Norris are gay

And both episodes are my favorites I fear

Is ‘Scrutiny’ going to become the Michael of tma/tmagp titles?: