[James watching young Luna and Harry]
Harry, running in: Papa! Papa!
James: Yes?
Harry: Luna said the B word!
James:
Luna, also running in: Motherfucker doesn’t start with B, Harry!
my writing motivation when I have free time: 404 error not available
my writing motivation when I have to go places: nows my time to shine
I am evil.
what the fuck
Opening Tumblr on March 15th
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
i constantly get bullied at school for being Elvisgender, little did they know im woahing all their mamas
"epreg" inplies elvis is your gender
every time i see this ad all i can think of is that they look like Harry, Ron, and Hermione from Harry Potter except not at all and im just crazy
Real love triangles connect on all sides. This advertisement is for Chaos King, the explosive finale to Kacen Callender’s New York Times bestselling dark academia fantasy series, Infinity Alchemist.
The art featured in this image is by Chris Sack.
WHAT IT’S ABOUT
Return to New York Times bestselling author Kacen Callender’s world of alchemy, power, and romance. A new dark and violent threat looms over New Anglia. Ash, along with his partners Callum and Ramsay, must band together to fight against powerful forces devoted to destroying their world as they know it in this riveting conclusion.
you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)
Ralph did not in fact want to lock the fuck in🥲
yippee we did it
I don’t like being referred to as a boy